Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 15
Dudley Delights				Kings Bridge Athletic
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Buster Cherry 21 Xavier Money 40 Ed Jewcation 60 Adam Sapple 79 (pen)		Richard Cranium 6, 41, 53, 69, 85 Aaron Thetires 12 (og), 29 (og) Daryl Lect 17 Dick Tater 23 Telly Vision 47 (og) Huang Annsaw 58 (pen) Abe Rudder 64 Joe King 74 (og) Andy Structible 80 Len DeHand 90

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	Christmas Tree
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	15
9	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.King		72
2	T.Vision		55
3	B.Board	(90)	63
4	S.Urai		44
5	A.Thetires		44
6	A.Sapple		58
7	J.King	(90)	63
8	B.Cherry		84
9	R.Kleiner		56
10	E.Jewcation		80
11	X.Money		48
12	L.Nover		0
13	B.Ding	(90)	48
14	A.Sapple		0
15	D.Lesgettham		0
16	H.First		0

1	H.Annsaw	80
2	A.Rudder	88
3	S.Down	78
4	W.Dipoo	82
5	B.Weiser	63
6	T.Burr	88
7	D.Tater	87
8	L.DeHand	89
9	D.Lect	69
10	A.Structible	79
11	R.Cranium	83
12	S.Cola	0
13	B.Dover	0
14	L.Sirr	0
15	C.Needzit	0
16	C.Mass	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Richard Cranium	with a dink right on the goal line
12 mins	Aaron Thetires	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
17 mins	Daryl Lect	with a lovely move from the right wing
21 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great solo effort
23 mins	Dick Tater	with a powerful header into the top corner
29 mins	Aaron Thetires	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
35 mins	Huang Annsaw	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Xavier Money	from a goal kick
41 mins	Richard Cranium	with a belter from the halfway line
47 mins	Telly Vision	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
53 mins	Richard Cranium	with a powerful header into the top corner
58 mins	Huang Annsaw	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a dink right on the goal line
64 mins	Abe Rudder	with a great solo effort
69 mins	Richard Cranium	with a great volley from 10 yards out
74 mins	Joe King	with an own goal
79 mins	Adam Sapple	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Andy Structible	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
85 mins	Richard Cranium	with a great chip from the left wing
90 mins	Joe King	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Bill Board	A mild concussion
90 mins	Len DeHand	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

As far as incentives go, Dudley Delights could do with one after suffering a torrid time in this embarrassing 15 - 4 massacre by 15 - 4.
Today Kings Bridge Athletic's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Kings Bridge Athletic took the ball from under the noses of Dudley Delights at every opportunity.
With a performance like this, Dudley Delights's Joe King gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
This was mission impossible for Dudley Delights, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Christmas Tree was a good stab, unfortunately for Arsene Wenger most of his squad are best on the bench.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused striker Richard Cranium of his boss Arsene Wenger following his sides win.
It would have been kinder all round if Kings Bridge Athletic paid for the local vet to come and put Dudley Delights out of their misery. As it was they were left to suffer.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Soft Pitch