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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 13 Mar 2026 (Day: 30/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 12 Mar 2026
 
(3) 6 - (4) 9
Fantomas   Cheltenham Festival
Division Pos:13
  Division Pos:12
 
Goal Scorers
Andy Structible 7
Robin Banks 18, 52, 75
Adam Meway 29
Robin Meeblind 63  
Chad Terbocks 7, 22
Barb Dwyer 14 (pen)
Warren Piece 43, 50, 77, 84
Midas Well 57
Chanda Lear 70  
 
Match Statistics
2 5 3Formation5 2 3
35Possession65
9Shots19
8Fouls8
0Yellow Cards0
0Red Cards0
2Offsides5
ContinentalStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionPansy
AstrosBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1A.Thetires55
2A.Meway82
3B.Cherry72
4S.Manilla46
5L.Nover60
6S.Freak44
7W.Deer44
8R.Meeblind46
9R.Banks61
10M.Absent44
11A.Structible45
12W.Leggrowbach0
13A.Structible0
14W.Maykit0
15D.Lesgettham0
16L.DeHand0
1B.Dwyer79
2S.Night81
3C.Lear80
4B.Crobbery77
5H.Fire63
6R.Cranium52
7U.Daway76
8C.Terbocks81
9M.Well48
10C.Terbocks88
11W.Piece83
12S.Knot0
13A.Choke0
14B.Board0
15K.Opener0
16X.Money0
 
Time   Person Description
 7 minsAndy Structibleafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 7 minsChad Terbockswith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 14 minsBarb Dwyerafter ref awarded a penalty
 18 minsRobin Bankswith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 22 minsChad Terbockswith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 29 minsAdam Mewayafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 41 minsLee Noverblasted a penalty into row z
 43 minsWarren Piecefrom a free kick
 50 minsWarren Piecewith a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 52 minsRobin Bankswith a spectacular bicycle kick
 57 minsMidas Wellfrom the dressing room
 63 minsRobin Meeblindafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 64 minsBarb Dwyerblasted a penalty into row z
 70 minsChanda Learwith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 75 minsRobin Banksfrom the dressing room
 77 minsWarren Piecewith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 84 minsWarren Piecewith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 86 minsRobin Banksblasted a penalty into row z
 
 
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Match Report
With a much-needed 9 - 6 win, Cheltenham Festival are hanging in this division by the skin of their teeth.
Whatever it is Daniel Cullen is putting in Cheltenham Festival 's water, we'd like some.
Fantomas had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Warren Piece scored with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose to take his total for the match to 4 goals.
Cheltenham Festival kept hoofing the ball up to their front men and the fancy-dan, prawn-sandwich, flair play of Fantomas had no answer.
Without a single booking all game, both sides should be congratulated on the shining example they set to the young people on the field of play. Puffs.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 5 3 formation look impressive, Fantomas however make it look very ordinary.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused striker Warren Piece of his boss Daniel Cullen following his sides win.
Maybe with such a keen interest in flowers Fantomas should consider opening a florist. Then they could call the team hydrangeas.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
Normal
 
Hard Pitch
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