Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(2) 4
I Am Legend				dundee fc
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Jim Nasium 11 Lee Nover 22, 43, 53, 83 Renee Sance 32 (pen) Tim Burr 62		Dinah Sore 21 Ed Ible 42, 83 Ariel Hassle 62

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	Diamond
64	Possession	36
10	Shots	6
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	R.Sance		76
2	M.DeLawn		82
3	A.Hassle		81
4	P.Pantz		88
5	D.Tater		77
6	H.First		79
7	T.Burr		80
8	L.Nover		92
9	J.Nasium	(57)	70
10	S.Pitt	(61)	47
11	L.Stooth		80
12	C.Mass		0
13	B.Cherry		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	V.Tire		0
16	A.Kaholic	(57)	85

1	V.Lay		70
2	A.Gator		69
3	A.Kaseltzer	(57)	68
4	B.Frapples		71
5	T.Urchips		65
6	A.Kaseltzer		68
7	D.Sore		78
8	S.Down		73
9	D.Sore		72
10	A.Hassle		65
11	E.Ible		71
12	W.Dipoo		0
13	M.Rohsopht		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	B.Crobbery		0
16	C.Terbocks		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lovely move from the right wing
21 mins	Dinah Sore	with a great chip from the left wing
22 mins	Lee Nover	with a thunderous shot from distance
32 mins	Renee Sance	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	Ed Ible	with a lovely move from the right wing
43 mins	Lee Nover	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
53 mins	Lee Nover	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Repeated fouling
57 mins	Jim Nasium	A painful back injury
61 mins	Stu Pitt	Faking injury
62 mins	Tim Burr	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
62 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a belter from his own half
74 mins	Renee Sance	blasted a penalty into row z
83 mins	Lee Nover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
83 mins	Ed Ible	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

With their points tally rising faster than the temperature of a schoolboy watching a Rachel Stevens video, promotion is very much on the cards for this club.
Today I Am Legend's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Ed Ible was on sparkling form for dundee fc scoring 2 of their goals in this 7 - 4 result.
For any students of the Defensive game, today was a lesson. How to do it from I Am Legend. And how not to from dundee fc.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 1 4 5 formation look impressive, I Am Legend however make it look very ordinary.
A grinning Jim Nasium told the press: "alex fergurson has the Midas touch at the moment. He's responsible for our golden performances."
Any more results like this and dundee fc are rapidly going to become a laughing stock. They'll certainly provide some ballet laughs at any rate.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Soft Pitch