Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(3) 7
Cheltenham Festival				Whitey Wanderers
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear 27 Chad Terbocks 54, 84		Robin Banks 8, 70 Ken Opener 18 Vlad Tire 39 Artie Choke 49 Tim Burr 60, 81

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 1 4 1
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	16
11	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		75
2	S.Night		73
3	B.Crobbery		71
4	C.Lear		76
5	T.Urchips		63
6	U.Daway		73
7	C.Terbocks		68
8	B.Arrow		63
9	E.Roids		63
10	C.Terbocks		71
11	W.Piece	(51)	75
12	R.Cranium		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	B.Board		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	X.Money		0

1	R.Ingleaves		87
2	M.Labor		47
3	K.Opener		87
4	K.Opener		71
5	S.Manilla		52
6	B.Arrow		87
7	A.Choke		88
8	R.Banks		90
9	C.Needzit		83
10	E.Dover		86
11	V.Tire	(51)	75
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	E.Whatarmy		0
14	D.Geruss		0
15	T.Burr	(51)	87
16	S.Down		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Robin Banks	with a spectacular bicycle kick
18 mins	Ken Opener	with a spectacular bicycle kick
27 mins	Chanda Lear	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
39 mins	Vlad Tire	with the bumcheek of God
49 mins	Artie Choke	with a great volley from 10 yards out
51 mins	Warren Piece	Time wasting
51 mins	Vlad Tire	A sprained wrist
54 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Tim Burr	with a great chip from the left wing
70 mins	Robin Banks	with a thunderous shot from distance
81 mins	Tim Burr	with a great chip from the left wing
84 mins	Chad Terbocks	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

Try as they might, Cheltenham Festival could do little to stop a rampant Whitey Wanderers side who finished 7 - 3 to the good after 90 minutes. Try as they might? More like might have tried.
Whitey Wanderers may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Cheltenham Festival hot shot Chad Terbocks chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 2 goals.
The Cheltenham Festival have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
There are less suitable formations for Whitey Wanderers's squad than 4 1 4 1, but Louis King would be advised to ignore those too.
"We should have won," bawled Daniel Cullen after being outwitted by Whitey Wanderers's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Louis King but I managed it."
Cheltenham Festival were so out of their depth even a lifeboat couldn't have saved them from this result.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Normal

Soft Pitch