Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(2) 4
The Borg				Mobtown FC
Rank:3				Rank:23

Goal Scorers
		Slim Charles...1 19 Tommy Carcetti...2 42 Herc Hauk...5 69 Jimmy McNulty...1 88

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	2 5 3
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	17
6	Fouls	18
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		81
2	P.Pantz**	(1)	51
3	B.Board		77
4	A.Tricity		76
5	A.Luminum		77
6	O.Whackew		72
7	D.Pipes		81
8	M.Well		74
9	C.Terbocks**	(1)	51
10	B.Arrow	(90)	77
11	T.Vision**	(1)	45
12	D.Lect**	(1)	68
13	K.Cook**	(1)	83
14	T.Reigns	(1)	82
15	X.Money		0
16	W.Melon		0

1	S.Vondas		90
2	N.Sobotka...3	(1)	81
3	S.Bell...1		88
4	J.McNulty...2		90
5	B.Moreland...5		87
6	B.Mazone...8	(1)	45
7	W.Brice...3		88
8	C.Wise...4		89
9	P.Joe...2		90
10	S.Charles...1		87
11	O.Little...5***	(1)	45
12	M.Stanfield		0
13	B.Broadus...2***	(1)	89
14	H.Hauk...6	(1)	87
15	B.Colvin...7***		0
16	T.Carcetti...3	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Nutter to Psycho
1 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
19 mins	Slim Charles...1	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	The Borg	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
30 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Psycho to Nutter
30 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
32 mins	Midas Well	A mild concussion
42 mins	Tommy Carcetti...2	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Nutter to Psycho
60 mins	Mobtown FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
69 mins	Herc Hauk...5	from a goal kick
75 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
88 mins	Jimmy McNulty...1	from the dressing room
90 mins	Bowen Arrow	Shirt pulling

Match Report

As far as wins go, this was on the right side of convincing. Mobtown FC, who took all three points with this 4 - 0 win, never looked overly troubled by a poor The Borg.
Those long hours of Corners training are paying off for the Mobtown FC players.
The Borg's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
Like the shepherds outside Bethlehem, one star shone over all the other players today, Man Of The Match, Mobtown FC's Spiros Vondas, was stellar.
"No credit to Jason A", insisted The Borg manager, .. .., of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves.
The Borg did one thing right, they managed to keep the margin of defeat to a respectable level. There' no shame in losing 4 - 0. Well, not much anyway.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

Frozen Pitch