Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 0
Los Ingobernables				Quiet Floods
Rank:33				Rank:53

Goal Scorers
Carol Singer 8, 16, 23, 30, 76, 82 Brock Kentman 35, 52, 72, 87 (pen) Maddie Simon 42, 67 Josh Lyman 59

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 4 3
56	Possession	44
16	Shots	12
5	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
7	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	N.Vale		87
2	H.Back		89
3	T.Naito	(48)	80
4	S.Noble		89
5	S.Colbert		89
6	J.Lyman		88
7	M.Simon	(71)	88
8	B.Thekid		88
9	B.Kentman		92
10	S.Iversen		87
11	C.Singer		87
12	A.Ketchum		0
13	M.Power	(48)	90
14	T.Shaw		0
15	C.Burglar		0
16	W.Bernstein		0

1	B.Cherry		76
2	R.Kleiner	(48,69)	64
3	D.Tater		59
4	D.Tater		76
5	A.Kaseltzer	(23)	77
6	A.Gravity		81
7	K.Opener		0
8	L.DeHand	(23)	77
9	S.Pitt		82
10	M.DeLawn		0
11	T.Vision		84
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	D.Pipes		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	R.Sance		0
16	S.Manilla		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
8 mins	Carol Singer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
16 mins	Carol Singer	from a free kick
23 mins	Al Kaseltzer	Repeated diving
23 mins	Len DeHand	Repeated diving
23 mins	Carol Singer	with a belter from the halfway line
30 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Attacking to Defensive
30 mins	Carol Singer	with a brave flying header
35 mins	Brock Kentman	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
42 mins	Maddie Simon	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
45 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Defensive to Attacking
48 mins	Rick Kleiner	Head butting
48 mins	Tetsuya Naito	A mild concussion
52 mins	Brock Kentman	with a flick on
59 mins	Josh Lyman	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Maddie Simon	with a thunderous shot from distance
69 mins	Rick Kleiner	Dangerous tackling
71 mins	Maddie Simon	Faking injury
72 mins	Brock Kentman	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
75 mins	Los Ingobernables	changed from Attacking to Defensive
76 mins	Carol Singer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Carol Singer	with a great solo effort
87 mins	Brock Kentman	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Quiet Floods were reduced them to blubbering wrecks as the Los Ingobernables onslaught saw a haul of 13 goals - that's 13 goals - in this 13 - 0 battering.
All those hours after work on Tuesday practising Ball skills paid off today for Los Ingobernables.
Renee Sance was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Quiet Floods's goalie Buster Cherry did little to thwart Los Ingobernables's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Quiet Floods have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Al Kaseltzer and Len DeHand both got yellow cards for repeated dives which wouldn't be out of place in the local swimming pool.
Quiet Floods's Dick Tater gave Los Ingobernables a great opportunity when he pole-axed Brock Kentman in the box. Once the ref had confiscated the pole-axe, Brock Kentman converted the spot kick.
"It was a great win for us," Los Ingobernables defender Tetsuya Naito told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted with the manner of the win. He says we've taken to it like a duck out of water."
When your team leaves the field 13 - 0 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout Los Ingobernables have few cares.

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