Match Report

	(14) 29	-	(0) 0
The Borg				Chew Valley Raiders
Rank:2				Rank:635

Goal Scorers
Taking the Reigns 3, 12, 22, 45, 52, 61, 63, 77, 80 Midas Well 6 (pen), 15, 19, 25, 32, 49 (pen), 66, 69, 86 (pen) Marcus Absent* 9, 42 Seth Osborne 29 (og) Alec Tricity 35 Tyson Langley 39 (og) Daryl Lect** 55 Bowen Arrow 59, 72 Dwayne Pipes 75, 83, 88

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 3 3
68	Possession	32
29	Shots	2
4	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	X.Money		87
2	D.Lect**		88
3	B.Board		76
4	A.Luminum		89
5	A.Birthday	(1)	90
6	O.Whackew	(1)	45
7	M.Well		94
8	D.Pipes	(85)	91
9	K.Cook**		89
10	C.Terbocks**	(1)	45
11	T.Reigns		94
12	M.Absent*	(1)	87
13	T.Vision**		0
14	B.Arrow	(1)	87
15	B.Arrow		0
16	A.Tricity	(1)	90

1	L.Glastonbury	(85)	45
2	R.Afielding		0
3	S.Hirst		0
4	T.Langley	(59)	59
5	T.Parsons	(30)	62
6	S.Nerpel		0
7	S.Saha		65
8	S.Osborne		59
9	M.Bober		57
10	D.Yordanova	(60)	72
11	K.Hauer		59
12	A.Licabell	(85)	54
13	L.Gut		0
14	J.Monae		0
15	A.Yumlu	(60)	62
16	R.Rei		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Passing to Use Wings
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
3 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a great chip from the left wing
3 mins	The Borg	changed from Defensive to Attacking
6 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Marcus Absent*	with a dink right on the goal line
12 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a belter from the halfway line
15 mins	Midas Well	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
19 mins	Midas Well	with the hand of God
22 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Midas Well	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
29 mins	Seth Osborne	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
30 mins	Tim Parsons	Repeated fouling
32 mins	Midas Well	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
35 mins	Alec Tricity	from a corner
39 mins	Tyson Langley	with an own goal
42 mins	Marcus Absent*	with a flick on
45 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a belter from the halfway line
49 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Taking the Reigns	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Daryl Lect**	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
59 mins	Tyson Langley	Time wasting
59 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a header from the penalty area
61 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
63 mins	Taking the Reigns	from a throw in
66 mins	Midas Well	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Midas Well	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
72 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
75 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
77 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
80 mins	Taking the Reigns	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
83 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with the hand of God
85 mins	Dwayne Pipes	Obstruction
85 mins	Laurence Glastonbury	A broken finger
86 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Dwayne Pipes	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

Chew Valley Raiders put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 29 - 0 whopping from The Borg. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
Whatever it is .. .. is putting in The Borg's water, we'd like some.
Stefan Nerpel didn't show for Chew Valley Raiders because he was still recovering from a near-death experience in the night. He drank so much he thought he was going to die.
Dwayne Pipes rounded off his hat trick after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat.
An almighty performance by The Borg's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Chew Valley Raiders manager, Dave Leader, was so incensed when The Borg scored from the penalty spot, he had to be calmed down by his mum.
After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of .. ..!" they explained.
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 29 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like The Borg is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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