Match Report

	(14) 25	-	(0) 0
The Borg				Wyford Rejects
Rank:1				Rank:330

Goal Scorers
Kent Cook** 3 (pen), 15, 28 (pen), 31 (pen), 35, 38 (pen), 41, 48 (pen), 57, 64 (pen), 72, 84, 89 (pen) Taking the Reigns 6, 12, 18, 25, 51, 54, 76 Bowen Arrow 9, 44 Alec Tricity 22 Abbie Birthday 68, 80

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 4 2
61	Possession	39
25	Shots	11
7	Fouls	18
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		87
2	D.Lect**		90
3	A.Birthday		76
4	A.Luminum		88
5	B.Board	(1)	75
6	O.Whackew	(1)	45
7	M.Well		87
8	K.Cook**		94
9	B.Arrow		90
10	C.Terbocks**	(1)	45
11	T.Reigns		94
12	M.Absent*	(1)	88
13	T.Vision**		0
14	B.Arrow	(1) (61)	88
15	D.Pipes		0
16	A.Tricity	(1)	87

1	A.Thorntonator		75
2	J.Seagull		0
3	A.Mcmurray	(39,61)	28
4	M.Wydogg	(20)	32
5	B.Stanton		34
6	D.Lesgettham		0
7	G.Simmo		46
8	B.Ender		0
9	C.Mass		0
10	M.Schuff	(61)	44
11	S.Dup		79
12	D.Sore	(61)	80
13	A.Kelz		0
14	W.Mum		0
15	2.Jono		0
16	A.Thortonator		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
3 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
6 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a great volley from 10 yards out
9 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a brave flying header
12 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
15 mins	The Borg	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
15 mins	Kent Cook**	with a dink right on the goal line
18 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a great solo effort
20 mins	Mick Wydogg	Repeated fouling
22 mins	Alec Tricity	from a free kick
25 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
28 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Kent Cook**	with a dink right on the goal line
38 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Ash Mcmurray	Shirt pulling
39 mins	Abbie Birthday	A broken arm
41 mins	Kent Cook**	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
48 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
54 mins	Taking the Reigns	from a goal kick
57 mins	Kent Cook**	with a flick on
60 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
61 mins	Mark Schuff	A mild concussion
61 mins	Ash Mcmurray	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Bowen Arrow	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
72 mins	Kent Cook**	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
75 mins	The Borg	changed from Defensive to Attacking
76 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a great volley from 10 yards out
80 mins	Abbie Birthday	from the dressing room
84 mins	Kent Cook**	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
89 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like The Borg dream of. At 25 - 0 it was the sort of game that'll give the Wyford Rejects keeper nightmares.
The Wyford Rejects fans were calling for the head of manager Mark Shuff after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Chris Mass missed Wyford Rejects's game because he had to mow the lawn.
Wyford Rejects's goalie Aaron Thorntonator couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
An almighty performance by The Borg's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Ash Mcmurray and Bowen Arrow had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Kent Cook** kept his cool and scored from the penalty spot for The Borg.
"We really gambled all our eggs out there today," a relieved .. .. told reporters after the match. "I knew though that I had a fresh pair of legs up my sleeve should I need them."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Wyford Rejects wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

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Simon Pieman

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