Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(0) 0
Letsbe Avinya				MurderOnZidanesFloor
Rank:7				Rank:70

Goal Scorers
10 Willie Stroker* 794 6 (pen), 16, 26, 35 (pen), 87 (pen) 10 Jack Soffalot 778 47 10 Fox Indabox 733 58 10 Mustapha Fag 834 65, 76

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 5 3
57	Possession	43
13	Shots	10
23	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Dabuss 515		90
2	1.Fick 738	(1)	81
3	9.Daloo 721	(1)	72
4	6.Inalaff 798		81
5	1.Dupinots 831		89
6	1.Ontbak* 790	(60)	86
7	1.Eebin 831		89
8	1.Fag 834		89
9	9.Tastic* 698	(1)	63
10	1.Stroker* 794		92
11	1.Soffalot 778		88
12	1.Indabox 733	(1)	88
13	1.Severything 824	(1)	89
14	1.De Lion* 777	(1)	87
15	1.Diskidnee 740		0
16	1.Past 618		0

1	B.Cherry		81
2	W.Melon		77
3	W.Maykit		75
4	B.Ender		83
5	B.Board	(1)	50
6	N.Ovtime		84
7	D.Tater		81
8	S.Pitt	(30)	45
9	M.Well		76
10	V.Crow	(45)	45
11	H.Seek		83
12	W.Piece		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	B.Arrow	(45) (73)	77
15	B.Free	(1)	81
16	X.Money	(30)	64


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	MurderOnZidanesFloor	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
1 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Nutter to Psycho
6 mins	10 Willie Stroker* 794	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	MurderOnZidanesFloor	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
16 mins	10 Willie Stroker* 794	with a thunderous shot from distance
26 mins	10 Willie Stroker* 794	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins	Stu Pitt	A mild concussion
35 mins	10 Willie Stroker* 794	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	10 Jack Soffalot 778	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
58 mins	10 Fox Indabox 733	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	MurderOnZidanesFloor	changed from Defensive to Attacking
60 mins	Letsbe Avinya	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	10 Pat Ontbak* 790	Unsporting behaviour
60 mins	Xavier Money	A bruised shoulder
65 mins	10 Mustapha Fag 834	with a thunderous shot from distance
73 mins	Bowen Arrow	Being drunk
73 mins	6 Yurav Inalaff 798	A mild concussion
76 mins	10 Mustapha Fag 834	with a dink right on the goal line
87 mins	10 Willie Stroker* 794	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Midas Well	A mild concussion

Match Report

MurderOnZidanesFloor put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 9 - 0 whopping from Letsbe Avinya. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
Mr Turbot would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
With 1 players missing from the team, it was a miracle Letsbe Avinya took the points. Jesus was spotted leaving just before the final whistle.
Keeper Buster Cherry should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the MurderOnZidanesFloor goal.
MurderOnZidanesFloor's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 5 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for Mr Turbot most of his squad are best on the bench.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Mr Turbot "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on MurderOnZidanesFloor's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Muddy Pitch