Match Report

	(13) 26	-	(0) 0
Fools United				Wyford Rejects
Rank:3				Rank:217

Goal Scorers
Hinnerk Hinnerksen 3 (pen), 6 (pen), 9 (pen), 13, 16 (pen), 19, 22, 25 (pen), 32, 35 (pen), 45, 51, 58, 64, 70 (pen), 83, 86 Nick Nickelson* 29 Sigthor Sigthorsson 39, 55, 80 Thomas Thomasson* 48, 67, 73, 77 Caspar Casparsson 90

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
68	Possession	32
26	Shots	8
17	Fouls	13
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Mommsen		87
2	R.Romanov		89
3	C.Casparsson		87
4	J.Jameson	(15)	62
5	H.Harmsen		88
6	N.Nilsson		88
7	J.Jacobsen	(15)	63
8	F.Fergusson		90
9	G.Geerkens	(15)	45
10	S.Sigthorsson	(35)	91
11	H.Hinnerksen		94
12	H.Harrisson		0
13	T.Tetens		0
14	K.Karlsson*	(15)	89
15	N.Nickelson*	(15)	88
16	T.Thomasson*	(15) (71)	92

1	A.Thorntonator		77
2	J.Seagull		0
3	A.Mcmurray		0
4	M.Wydogg		32
5	B.Stanton		34
6	2.Jono		0
7	B.Ender		0
8	E.Kelly	(58)	31
9	C.Mass		79
10	M.Schuff		44
11	S.Dup		81
12	R.Porridge		0
13	A.Kelz		0
14	L.Schuff		0
15	B.Les		0
16	A.Thortonator		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
6 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
15 mins	Fools United	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
16 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
22 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with the bumcheek of God
25 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Nick Nickelson*	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
32 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a thunderous shot from distance
35 mins	Sigthor Sigthorsson	Dangerous tackling
35 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Sigthor Sigthorsson	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
45 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a great chip from the left wing
48 mins	Thomas Thomasson*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
55 mins	Sigthor Sigthorsson	with the hand of God
58 mins	Elliss Kelly	Scrapping
58 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
64 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins	Thomas Thomasson*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Thomas Thomasson*	Stealing
73 mins	Thomas Thomasson*	with the hand of God
77 mins	Thomas Thomasson*	from a corner
80 mins	Sigthor Sigthorsson	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
83 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
86 mins	Hinnerk Hinnerksen	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Caspar Casparsson	from a throw in

Match Report

Wyford Rejects put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 26 - 0 whopping from Fools United. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
This game was effectively won in Fools United's training sessions, so polished is their Jogging.
Wyford Rejects couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed.
If this game went on for a week, Wyford Rejects couldn't have put the ball past Fools United keeper Momme Mommsen.
Better with counters than the UK tiddlywinks champ, Fools United's counter attacking style was too effective for Wyford Rejects's more direct approach.
Wyford Rejects's Mark Shuff experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Wyford Rejects boss Mark Shuff. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 26 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like Fools United is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Windy

Hard Pitch