Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 1
Super Imps				Wyse Guys
Rank:3				Rank:121

Goal Scorers
10 Ollie Wood 809 8 9 Wasim Thadunnit 829 15 9 Yurav Inalaff 807 22, 51, 58 10 Billy ONair 822 29, 44 (pen), 70 (pen), 87 8 Bo Delicious* 773 36 10 Harry Kiri* 657 64 9 Fox Indabox* 812 75, 80		Stan Dup 73

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 4 3
59	Possession	41
16	Shots	13
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	6
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	1.Ring-Hanz 695		87
2	8.OShea 789		87
3	9.NDidi 775	(1)	72
4	9.Bull 774	(48)	86
5	1.Bimajik 816		88
6	1.Jars 821	(1)	45
7	9.Thadunnit 829		89
8	1.Wood 809		90
9	1.ONair 822		92
10	9.Indabox* 812		89
11	1.Peacock* 805	(1)	62
12	9.Inalaff 807	(1)	91
13	1.Kiri* 657	(1)	88
14	8.Delicious* 773	(1)	89
15	1.Oxmaul 729		0
16	1.Dover 545		0

1	D.Pipes		81
2	N.Down		76
3	N.Fence		0
4	M.Labor		75
5	A.Bomb	(31)	77
6	S.Dup	(87)	87
7	A.Gator	(61)	79
8	T.Urchips		67
9	H.Seek		0
10	N.Overall		69
11	J.Time	(48)	45
12	H.deMann		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	M.Mentum		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	B.Frapples	(48)	60


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	10 Ollie Wood 809	with the bumcheek of God
15 mins	9 Wasim Thadunnit 829	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
22 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 807	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
29 mins	10 Billy ONair 822	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
30 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Defensive
31 mins	Adam Bomb	Indecent exposure
36 mins	8 Bo Delicious* 773	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
44 mins	10 Billy ONair 822	after ref awarded a penalty
48 mins	9 Terry Bull 774	Obstruction
48 mins	Justin Time	A mild concussion
51 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 807	from a corner
58 mins	9 Yurav Inalaff 807	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
60 mins	Super Imps	changed from Defensive to Attacking
61 mins	Ali Gator	Repeated diving
64 mins	10 Harry Kiri* 657	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins	10 Billy ONair 822	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Stan Dup	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
75 mins	Super Imps	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
75 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 812	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
80 mins	9 Fox Indabox* 812	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Stan Dup	Obstruction
87 mins	10 Billy ONair 822	from a free kick

Match Report

Super Imps were very good value for this 13 - 1 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike Wyse Guys who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
The team's performance is credit to the Super Imps manager Richard Flowers and his decision to send his team Nice rest.
Artie Choke didn't turn up for Wyse Guys's game because he'd drunk too many energy drinks the night before and was still as high as a kite when he woke up.
The only hope Wyse Guys have of turning goalie Dwayne Pipes into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with Super Imps 's attack playing so well Richard Flowers should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 4 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for George Wysocki most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated George Wysocki after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Richard Flowers in court and I want those points back."
How on earth do you stop a team like Super Imps on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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