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MATCH REPORT
Sat, 14 Mar 2026 (Day: 31/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Friendlies Fri, 13 Mar 2026
 
(2) 3 - (0) 0
Super Imps   Wyse Guys
Rank:2
  Rank:99
 
Goal Scorers
9 Fox Indabox* 812 21 (pen), 40
10 Drew Peacock* 805 89  
 
 
Match Statistics
2 5 3Formation4 5 1
64Possession36
16Shots9
6Fouls7
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
4Offsides2
LongballStyleUse Wings
AttackingInstructionAttacking
NutterAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
11.Ring-Hanz 69587
28.OShea 78988
39.Woanty 696 (1)79
41.Bimajik 81680
58.Delicious* 773 (1)45
61.Jars 82189
79.Thadunnit 82988
81.Wood 80988
91.ONair 822 (1)54
109.Indabox* 81289
119.Inalaff 80788
121.Peacock* 805 (1)90
139.NDidi 775 (1)88
149.Bull 774 (1) (61)86
151.Oxmaul 7290
161.Dover 5450
1D.Pipes81
2N.Down76
3N.Fence76
4H.deMann79
5A.Choke (60)66
6M.Mentum81
7A.Bomb81
8S.Dup (75)51
9J.Nasium83
10B.Frapples (60)45
11N.Overall (90)71
12M.Labor0
13A.Gator (75)84
14B.Dover (60)78
15H.Seek0
16J.Time (60)83
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsWyse Guyschanged from Attacking to Defensive
 1 minsSuper Imps changed from Nutter to Psycho
 21 mins9 Fox Indabox* 812after ref awarded a penalty
 21 minsWyse Guyschanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 30 minsSuper Imps changed from Attacking to Defensive
 40 mins9 Fox Indabox* 812from a free kick
 60 minsWyse Guyschanged from 4 5 1 to 4 4 2
 60 minsSuper Imps changed from Defensive to Attacking
 61 mins9 Terry Bull 774Repeated diving
 75 minsSuper Imps changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
 89 mins10 Drew Peacock* 805with a header from the penalty area
 90 minsNeil OverallRepeated fouling
 90 mins10 Asif Bimajik 816A mild concussion
 
 
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Match Report
Super Imps kept their heads and produced the display they needed to beat Wyse Guys 3 - 0.
Richard Flowers, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Wyse Guys looked so unlikely to score that Super Imps keeper 10 Wanda Ring-Hanz 695 managed a snooze in the second half and still managed to keep a clean sheet.
In a battle of two Attacking teams, the result could have gone either way. In the end it was Super Imps who nicked it.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Wyse Guys go out in 4 5 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"We should have won," bawled George Wysocki after being outwitted by Super Imps 's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Richard Flowers but I managed it."
Where Super Imps kept their heads to take full marks, Wyse Guys were running round like headless chickens.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Billy Bludgeon
 
Rainy
 
Muddy Pitch
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