Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(3) 6
FC Steaua Bucharest				We Play Like Girls

Goal Scorers
Stu Pitt 9, 18, 44, 63 Bjorn Free 27 Carl Arm 36 Adam Sapple 54 Mike Rohsopht 72 Harrison Fire 81		Andy Gravity 11, 89 Robin Banks 26, 42, 56 Leo Tarred 74

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	1 8 1
63	Possession	37
16	Shots	7
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		89
2	A.Sapple		78
3	R.Kleiner		88
4	M.Rohsopht		87
5	B.Free		83
6	C.Arm		81
7	B.Nessround		72
8	T.Vision		81
9	C.Needzit		84
10	A.Luminum		60
11	S.Pitt	(51)	91
12	B.Dover		0
13	J.Frayed		0
14	A.Abet		0
15	P.Pantz		0
16	A.Sapple		0

1	V.Crow		73
2	A.Nino		69
3	A.Kaholic		69
4	L.Tarred		80
5	N.Ovtime		74
6	L.Nover		78
7	R.Ingleaves		65
8	H.deMann	(60)	64
9	S.Freak		67
10	A.Gravity		71
11	R.Banks		78
12	S.Pitt		0
13	B.Board		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	P.Zaria		0
16	A.Gravity		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
11 mins	Andy Gravity	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
18 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great volley from 10 yards out
26 mins	Robin Banks	with a spectacular bicycle kick
27 mins	Bjorn Free	with a lovely move from the right wing
36 mins	Carl Arm	with a brave flying header
42 mins	Robin Banks	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
44 mins	Stu Pitt	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
51 mins	Stu Pitt	Squabbling
54 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Robin Banks	with a great volley from 10 yards out
60 mins	Hugh deMann	Repeated diving
63 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
74 mins	Leo Tarred	with a spectacular bicycle kick
81 mins	Harrison Fire	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
89 mins	Andy Gravity	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

We Play Like Girls must know that they threw away the chance to lift a trophy here. All they could do was stand and watch as FC Steaua Bucharest won The The Champions Shield. Maybe next time they'll try play some football.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Weights paid off today for FC Steaua Bucharest.
We Play Like Girls's Andy Gravity read his horoscope before the game it said he would achieve a goal today. It was wrong, he achieved 2 goals.
FC Steaua Bucharest's silky passing overpowered We Play Like Girls's continental play on the day.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 1 8 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Stu Pitt, "We can win The Champions Shield on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
If We Play Like Girls keep losing they'll soon be announcing crowd changes in the programme.

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