Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 0
Wyse Guys				FC Steaua Bucharest

Goal Scorers
Justin Time 5, 21, 83, 88 Hayden Seek 10, 15, 26, 32, 50, 56, 61, 67, 73, 77 Bob Frapples 38, 44

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 1 4 1
70	Possession	30
23	Shots	4
11	Fouls	7
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Pipes		88
2	B.Dover		88
3	N.Fence	(75) (34)	71
4	H.deMann		87
5	M.Labor	(75)	80
6	A.Bomb		89
7	S.Dup		89
8	J.Nasium	(68)	90
9	B.Frapples		89
10	H.Seek	(61)	94
11	J.Time		92
12	R.Cranium		0
13	A.Choke	(75)	88
14	R.Waffle	(75)	88
15	N.Overall		0
16	T.Urchips		0

1	A.Abet		75
2	J.Frayed		62
3	R.Kleiner		74
4	M.Rohsopht		69
5	A.Sapple		59
6	A.Luminum		76
7	C.Arm	(61)	74
8	B.Nessround		67
9	H.First		75
10	S.Pitt		59
11	B.Dover		79
12	B.Free		0
13	E.Roids		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	C.Needzit		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Justin Time	with a lovely move from the right wing
10 mins	Hayden Seek	with a thunderous shot from distance
15 mins	Hayden Seek	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
21 mins	Justin Time	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins	Hayden Seek	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
32 mins	Hayden Seek	from a free kick
34 mins	Noah Fence	Spitting
38 mins	Bob Frapples	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins	Bob Frapples	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
50 mins	Hayden Seek	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
56 mins	Hayden Seek	with a great chip from the left wing
61 mins	Carl Arm	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Hayden Seek	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Hayden Seek	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
67 mins	Hayden Seek	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
68 mins	Jim Nasium	Interfering with an opponent
73 mins	Hayden Seek	from a corner
77 mins	Hayden Seek	with a powerful header into the top corner
83 mins	Justin Time	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
88 mins	Justin Time	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

They won the cup, they won the cup, E-I-Ad-E-O they won the cup. If they sing it long enough it might sink in that they are holding the coverted cup in their hands.
The FC Steaua Bucharest fans were calling for the head of manager Doru Ban after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Wyse Guys could have written a book on possession football after FC Steaua Bucharest hardly touched the ball.
The only hope FC Steaua Bucharest have of turning goalie Alf Abet into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
An almighty performance by Wyse Guys's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Carl Arm and Hayden Seek had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 1 4 1 formation look impressive, FC Steaua Bucharest however make it look very ordinary.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager George Wysocki. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
Wyse Guys looked dangerous with every foray into the FC Steaua Bucharest half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the FC Steaua Bucharest goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Snowy

Frozen Pitch