Friendlies Thu, 12 Mar 2026

	(3) 6	-	(0) 0
MurderOnZidanesFloor				D-Generation X
Rank:72				Rank:118

Goal Scorers
Stu Pitt 7 Bill Board 27, 70, 88 Val Crow 43 Willie Maykit 54

Match Statistics
4 3 3		Formation		4 3 3 Attacking
62		Possession		38
12		Shots		10
8		Fouls		7
1		Yellow Cards		1
1		Red Cards		0
5		Offsides		5
Longball		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 B.Cherry 88 2 W.Melon (36,70) 82 3 J.Atrics 88 4 W.Piece 89 5 W.Maykit 88 6 B.Free 88 7 N.Ovtime 89 8 S.Pitt 89 9 B.Board 90 10 V.Crow (45) 45 11 H.Seek 89 12 B.Ender 0 13 B.Board 0 14 B.Arrow (45) 89 15 D.Tater 0 16 B.Ding 0		1 E.Dover 80 2 C.Needzit 70 3 J.King 74 4 B.Arrow 76 5 J.Credible 75 6 C.Arm 83 7 S.Cola (62) 69 8 K.Dewitt 83 9 B.Dover 81 10 J.Atrics 81 11 A.Tricity 83 12 G.McGoalkeeper 0 13 R.McRightback 0 14 C.Bach 0 15 R.McRightmid 0 16 R.McForward 0

Time		Person	Description
7 mins		Stu Pitt	from a corner
27 mins		Bill Board	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins		Walter Melon	No apparent reason
43 mins		Val Crow	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
54 mins		Willie Maykit	from the dressing room
62 mins		Sheri Cola	Head butting
70 mins		Walter Melon	Foul and abusive language
70 mins		Bill Board	from a goal kick
88 mins		Bill Board	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

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Match Report

D-Generation X had little say in this one-sided 6 - 0 drubbing at the hands of a vastly superior MurderOnZidanesFloor side. If they did have anything to say, it would have been oh bugger'. The team's performance is credit to the MurderOnZidanesFloor manager Mr Turbot and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation. The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching D-Generation X's Eileen Dover. This guy couldn't stop a running nose. Give the D-Generation X strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box. The boss is meant to shape his team, D-Generation X manager G B does. But 4 3 3 Attacking is not the best shape for them. "It was a good win for us," offered MurderOnZidanesFloor striker Val Crow. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag." The world of commerce could take a leaf out of MurderOnZidanesFloor's book, they're looking like they're about to do some brisk business when it comes to picking up points.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terence Trendy	Windy	Muddy Pitch