Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(3) 9
Forever Blowing Bubbles				Legendary Lowes A
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
		Stan Dup 7 (pen) Jose Frayed 29, 69 Kenny Dewitt 38 Val Crow 55, 90 Justin Case 63 Bill Ding 76, 83

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	5 4 1
37	Possession	63
12	Shots	17
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Thetires		78
2	L.Lyde	(61)	61
3	D.Lesgettham		74
4	J.King		76
5	W.Piece		76
6	L.Nover		81
7	W.Dipoo		76
8	A.Choke		81
9	B.Ding		82
10	J.Case	(61)	45
11	E.Roids		52
12	N.Ovtime		0
13	D.Lesgettham		0
14	A.Gravity	(61)	45
15	W.Bago		0
16	T.Vision		0

1	S.Dup		89
2	H.Mungous	(61)	88
3	O.Whackew		80
4	A.Hassle		82
5	T.Urchips		88
6	H.Annsaw		89
7	K.Dewitt		81
8	J.Case		88
9	B.Ding		87
10	J.Frayed		90
11	V.Crow		88
12	D.Pipes		0
13	E.Ible		0
14	E.Roids		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	L.DeHand		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Stan Dup	after ref awarded a penalty
18 mins	Stan Dup	scuffed a penalty
29 mins	Jose Frayed	with a great solo effort
38 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a belter from his own half
48 mins	Stan Dup	blasted a penalty into row z
55 mins	Val Crow	from a corner
61 mins	Lance Lyde	Dangerous tackling
61 mins	Hugh Mungous	Repeated fouling
61 mins	Justin Case	A mild concussion
63 mins	Justin Case	with a belter from his own half
69 mins	Jose Frayed	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
76 mins	Bill Ding	with a belter from the halfway line
83 mins	Bill Ding	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
90 mins	Val Crow	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

Forever Blowing Bubbles's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 9 - 0 tonking.
A strict diet of Ball skills, Weights and a little more Weights has seen Legendary Lowes A's stamina levels shoot up.
Winnie Bago missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
With 2 goals, Val Crow was the toast of the Legendary Lowes A dressing room.
Forever Blowing Bubbles were trying to play 'sexy football', but ended up shagged by Legendary Lowes A and their classic passing game.
Forever Blowing Bubbles's Mike S is clearly deeply in love with 4 2 4. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"If the manager doesn't get our ship back on the rails, he's going to find himself in deep water," an irate Forever Blowing Bubbles fan told the local paper after this defeat.
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive Legendary Lowes A. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed Forever Blowing Bubbles.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch