Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(6) 13
ST Albans Wanderers				Jellybellies
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Len DeHand 38, 70		Jacques Strap 7 (pen), 21, 27 (pen), 40, 54 Wilma Leggrowbach 14, 47, 60, 80, 87 Wayne Deer 34 Tate Urchips 67 Bowen Arrow 74

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	5 4 1
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	19
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Board		80
2	A.Abet		72
3	E.Roids		77
4	W.Leggrowbach		68
5	S.Freak		83
6	S.Dup		84
7	M.Well		75
8	R.Kleiner		62
9	W.Leggrowbach	(58)	68
10	L.DeHand		87
11	S.Urai		75
12	V.Veeta		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	C.Needzit		0
15	A.Kaholic		0
16	B.Arrow		0

1	V.Tire		87
2	S.Manilla		86
3	B.Board		85
4	A.Abet*		88
5	B.Ding	(58)	45
6	B.Dover		86
7	B.Arrow	(74)	89
8	J.Strap		92
9	R.Banks	(35)	88
10	F.Bisceps*		89
11	W.Leggrowbach		92
12	A.Meway	(58)	52
13	E.Whatarmy		0
14	S.Manilla		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	O.Whackew		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
7 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
21 mins	Jacques Strap	with a header from the penalty area
27 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
35 mins	Robin Banks	High kicking
38 mins	Len DeHand	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
40 mins	Jacques Strap	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
47 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
54 mins	Jacques Strap	with a powerful header into the top corner
58 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Squabbling
58 mins	Wayne Deer	A bruised shoulder
60 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Tate Urchips	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
70 mins	Len DeHand	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
74 mins	Bowen Arrow	Repeated diving
74 mins	Bowen Arrow	with the bumcheek of God
80 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

If the Jellybellies strikers had guns instead feet, ST Albans Wanderers's goalie would have been riddled with holes at the end of this 13 - 2 rout. His hands certainly appeared to be full of holes the number of times the ball slipped thorough them here.
Those long hours of Sit-ups training are paying off for the Jellybellies players.
Total football? Jellybellies might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
ST Albans Wanderers's goalie Bill Board did little to thwart Jellybellies's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
After today Shaun Gibson cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 4 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for Jelly Belly most of his squad are best on the bench.
"How we lost that I'll never know," huffed Shaun Gibson. "We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match."
When it comes to dreamland, Jellybellies were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Windy

Muddy Pitch