Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(8) 16
Winter taking break				Jellybellies
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Sheri Cola 57, 87		Alf Abet* 6 Robin Banks 12 Bill Board 17 Tate Urchips 22, 59 Wayne Deer 27, 33 Wilma Leggrowbach 38, 43, 48, 54, 65, 81, 86 Bowen Arrow 70 Ben Dover 75

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	5 4 1
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	20
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	9
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	W.Dipoo		70
2	C.Needzit		69
3	J.Nasium		72
4	M.Well		84
5	B.Ender		84
6	J.Strap		71
7	J.Credible		60
8	R.Cranium		52
9	S.Cola	(54)	89
10	D.Sore		75
11	H.Mungous		81
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	M.Absent		0
14	N.Ovtime		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	P.Pantz		0

1	V.Tire		88
2	S.Manilla		88
3	B.Board		89
4	A.Abet*	(54)	67
5	B.Ding		76
6	B.Dover		89
7	B.Arrow	(71)	88
8	J.Strap		88
9	R.Banks		88
10	F.Bisceps*		87
11	W.Leggrowbach	(36)	93
12	A.Meway		0
13	E.Whatarmy		0
14	S.Manilla	(54)	51
15	C.Mass		0
16	O.Whackew		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
6 mins	Alf Abet*	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
12 mins	Robin Banks	with a strike from the left wing
17 mins	Bill Board	with a strike from the left wing
22 mins	Tate Urchips	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
27 mins	Wayne Deer	with a dink right on the goal line
33 mins	Wayne Deer	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
36 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Squabbling
38 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a flick on
43 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a free kick
48 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
54 mins	Sheri Cola	Head butting
54 mins	Alf Abet*	A mild concussion
54 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
57 mins	Sheri Cola	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
59 mins	Tate Urchips	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
65 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with the bumcheek of God
70 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a great solo effort
71 mins	Bowen Arrow	Spitting
75 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
81 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a goal kick
86 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a belter from his own half
87 mins	Sheri Cola	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

Football can be a cruel mistress. Jellybellies are a side who appeared not only to go to sleep when the goals were scored, but for the entire 90 minutes. At the final whistle they were fortunate the damage only stood at 16 - 2.
All those hours after work on Tuesday practising Sit-ups paid off today for Jellybellies.
Winter taking break were very impressed by the skills of the Jellybellies team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Sheri Cola made sure he was owed a few favours by this Winter taking break team mates with his 2 goal haul.
Winter taking break's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
Most of Jellybellies clearly thought 5 4 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"That was a great win for us today," puffed manager Jelly Belly after the match. "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponent's goal."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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