Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 16
M.I.A				Forever Blowing Bubbles
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
		Winnie Bago 6, 41, 76 (pen), 81, 89 Darius Lesgettham 11, 61 Winnie Dipoo 16 (pen) Artie Choke 21, 35 (pen), 71 (pen) Justin Case 26 (pen) Bill Ding 45, 56, 86 Lee Nover 50 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 2 4
37	Possession	63
7	Shots	19
11	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Cech		56
2	W.Saliba		66
3	B.Leno	(1)	72
4	L.Bailey		48
5	B.Saka	(90)	48
6	M.Odegaard		0
7	B.Fernandes		0
8	C.Palmer		0
9	M.Salah		0
10	E.Haaland	(1)	45
11	L.Trossard		48
12	J.Cancelo		0
13	R.James		0
14	A.Davies	(1)	48
15	K.Mitoma	(90)	48
16	J.Alvarez	(1)	48

1	A.Thetires		87
2	D.Lesgettham		90
3	N.Ovtime		87
4	J.King		89
5	W.Piece	(90)	88
6	L.Nover		89
7	W.Dipoo	(66)	59
8	A.Choke		91
9	B.Ding		91
10	W.Bago		92
11	J.Case		63
12	W.Melon		0
13	D.Lesgettham		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	J.King	(66)	81
16	S.Cola		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Winnie Bago	from the dressing room
11 mins	Darius Lesgettham	from a corner
16 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Artie Choke	with a powerful header into the top corner
26 mins	Justin Case	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	M.I.A	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
35 mins	Artie Choke	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Winnie Bago	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
45 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Bill Ding	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
50 mins	Lee Nover	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Bill Ding	from a goal kick
61 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
66 mins	Winnie Dipoo	A mild concussion
71 mins	Artie Choke	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Winnie Bago	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Winnie Bago	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Bill Ding	with the hand of God
89 mins	Winnie Bago	with a lovely move from the right wing
90 mins	Warren Piece	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Bukayo Saka	A broken arm

Match Report

You can't let teams like Forever Blowing Bubbles play their game. They were at their most dangerous here and boy were they scoring goals? Yes they were, as M.I.A found out to their cost with a 16 - 0 drubbing.
While the squad won't stop grumbling at having to practice their Penalties, the results are clear out on a Sunday.
Mohammed Salah missed the game because he turned up 24 hours too early. He was in fact running a day ahead of himself. He failed to turn up for work on Friday and has been sacked.
Money can't buy the kind of form which saw Forever Blowing Bubbles's Winnie Bago score with a lovely move from the right wing. It wasn't the only time his name appeared on the scoresheet, he was on it 5 times before the final whistle.
Give the M.I.A strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
M.I.A's Mark Walpole experiment with the 2 5 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We were beaten fair and square," said manager Mark Walpole weeping openly. "The effort you should take for granted, but sometimes it's just not there."
M.I.A call themselves a football team? They might call themselves one, after a display like this no one else is in a hurry to.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Soft Pitch