Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(8) 17
Forever Blowing Bubbles				Jellybellies
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Frank Furter 28 Artie Choke 68 (pen)		Wilma Leggrowbach 5, 41, 69, 73 Bowen Arrow 10, 16, 47 Jacques Strap 20 (pen), 51 (pen), 56 (pen), 60 (pen), 64, 78, 86 Robin Banks 26 Darius Lesgettham 31 (og) Alf Abet* 36

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	5 4 1
29	Possession	71
7	Shots	19
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	V.Tire		79
2	L.Lyde		58
3	D.Lesgettham		68
4	J.King		74
5	N.Ovtime		67
6	D.Lesgettham		71
7	W.Dipoo		81
8	J.King	(46)	66
9	A.Choke		89
10	W.Bago		71
11	E.Roids		51
12	W.Melon	(46) (62)	63
13	W.Piece		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	L.Nover		0
16	S.Cola		0

1	V.Tire		88
2	S.Manilla		84
3	B.Board		88
4	A.Abet*		89
5	B.Ding		73
6	B.Dover		84
7	B.Arrow		90
8	J.Strap		93
9	R.Banks		90
10	F.Bisceps*		88
11	W.Leggrowbach	(46)	93
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	E.Whatarmy		0
14	S.Manilla		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
5 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
10 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a brave flying header
16 mins	Bowen Arrow	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
20 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Robin Banks	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
28 mins	Frank Furter	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
31 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
36 mins	Alf Abet*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
41 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
46 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Time wasting
46 mins	Frank Furter	A mild concussion
47 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
51 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
62 mins	Walter Melon	Faking injury
64 mins	Jacques Strap	with a dink right on the goal line
68 mins	Artie Choke	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a belter from his own half
73 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
78 mins	Jacques Strap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
86 mins	Jacques Strap	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Only the Jellybellies fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling Forever Blowing Bubbles 17 - 2.
Maybe Forever Blowing Bubbles should consider a varied programme of training instead a relentless training programme of Free kicks, the team were bored of themselves before the whistle had blown.
Forever Blowing Bubbles's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
Quite why Forever Blowing Bubbles's Darius Lesgettham had his shorts on his head and the ball tucked up his shirt when he fell over his own goal line remains a mystery. Mafia interference is the most probable explanation.
Today Jellybellies's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
There are less suitable formations for Forever Blowing Bubbles's squad than 3 2 2 3, but Mike S would be advised to ignore those too.
Under pressure Forever Blowing Bubbles boss Mike S told the local press: "I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't."
Carry on in this vein and Forever Blowing Bubbles will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

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