Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(7) 17
M.I.A				new fast automatic daffodils
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Leandro Trossard 15, 54		Ulee Daway 6, 12, 17, 28, 32, 51, 59, 63, 70, 77, 81 Bjorn Free 23, 54, 66 Jacques Strap 37 Winnie Dipoo 74 Ewan Whatarmy 88

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2
42	Possession	58
8	Shots	17
16	Fouls	6
3	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Cech		50
2	W.Saliba	(67)	58
3	B.Leno		59
4	L.Bailey	(58)	45
5	B.Saka		48
6	M.Odegaard	(87)	48
7	B.Fernandes	(22,45)	48
8	C.Palmer		0
9	M.Salah		48
10	E.Haaland		0
11	L.Trossard		48
12	J.Cancelo		0
13	R.James		0
14	A.Davies		0
15	K.Mitoma		0
16	J.Alvarez	(58)	48

1	B.Weiser		76
2	S.Knot		86
3	D.Tater		86
4	W.Melon	(58)	76
5	E.Whatarmy		81
6	R.Meeblind		70
7	J.Strap		88
8	V.Veeta		88
9	W.Dipoo		87
10	B.Free		44
11	U.Daway		93
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	B.Board		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Ulee Daway	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
12 mins	Ulee Daway	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
15 mins	Leandro Trossard	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
17 mins	Ulee Daway	from a corner
22 mins	Bruno Fernandes	Obstruction
23 mins	Bjorn Free	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins	Ulee Daway	with a dink right on the goal line
30 mins	M.I.A	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
32 mins	Ulee Daway	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
37 mins	Jacques Strap	with a belter from his own half
45 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
45 mins	Bruno Fernandes	Time wasting
47 mins	Bud Weiser	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Ulee Daway	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
54 mins	Leandro Trossard	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
54 mins	Bjorn Free	with a thunderous shot from distance
58 mins	Walter Melon	High kicking
58 mins	Leon Bailey	A mild concussion
59 mins	Ulee Daway	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
63 mins	Ulee Daway	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
66 mins	Bjorn Free	with a strike from the left wing
67 mins	William Saliba	Unsporting behaviour
70 mins	Ulee Daway	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
74 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a flick on
77 mins	Ulee Daway	with a great solo effort
81 mins	Ulee Daway	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
85 mins	Bud Weiser	blasted a penalty into row z
87 mins	Martin Odegaard	Scrapping
88 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

new fast automatic daffodils ran rings round M.I.A for 90 minutes stopping more than occasionally to score. More than occasionally? How about 17 - 2?
Filipe Nunes has new fast automatic daffodils running like a well oiled machine.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Reece James missed this game with the excuse "hiccups. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
It was such a bad match for M.I.A goalie Petr Cech that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
You could give new fast automatic daffodils's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Leon Bailey will be missing from M.I.A's starting line-up for the next 2 weeks with a mild concussion.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Filipe Nunes with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why M.I.A took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

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