Match Report

	(5) 12	-	(4) 8
ST Albans Wanderers				X-Men
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 18, 24, 30, 57, 83, 90 Sheeza Freak 36, 49 Val Veeta 43 Stan Dup 64 Bowen Arrow 70 Bjorn Free 77		Winnie Bago 12, 55 Herbie Voor 22 Bill Ding 33 Chris Mass 45, 66 Fletcher Bisceps 76 Sam Manilla 87

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 1 2 3
62	Possession	38
19	Shots	8
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Board		75
2	B.Arrow	(58)	83
3	E.Roids		81
4	W.Leggrowbach		72
5	P.Pantz		47
6	S.Freak		87
7	S.Dup		88
8	B.Free		62
9	V.Veeta		72
10	W.Leggrowbach		60
11	S.Urai		88
12	L.DeHand		0
13	V.Tire		0
14	C.Needzit		0
15	A.Kaholic		0
16	A.Abet		0

1	J.Credible		75
2	H.Voor		79
3	O.Whackew	(60)	71
4	M.Well		74
5	C.Terbocks		74
6	B.Ding		87
7	C.Mass		89
8	F.Bisceps		81
9	S.Manilla		80
10	W.Bago		63
11	A.Birthday		0
12	B.Crobbery		0
13	H.deMann		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	P.Zaria		0
16	F.Furter		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Bill Board	blasted a penalty into row z
12 mins	Bill Board	scuffed a penalty
12 mins	Winnie Bago	with a lovely move from the right wing
18 mins	Sam Urai	with a belter from his own half
22 mins	Herbie Voor	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
24 mins	Sam Urai	from a free kick
30 mins	Sam Urai	with a belter from his own half
33 mins	Bill Ding	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
36 mins	Sheeza Freak	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
43 mins	Val Veeta	with a strike from the left wing
45 mins	Chris Mass	with a spectacular bicycle kick
49 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
55 mins	Winnie Bago	with a brave flying header
57 mins	Sam Urai	with a great solo effort
58 mins	Bowen Arrow	Obstruction
60 mins	Otto Whackew	Repeated diving
64 mins	Stan Dup	from the dressing room
66 mins	Chris Mass	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
70 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a belter from the halfway line
76 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with the bumcheek of God
77 mins	Bjorn Free	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
83 mins	Sam Urai	with a flick on
87 mins	Sam Manilla	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Sam Urai	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

X-Men appeared waste every opportunity to capitalise on their chances and instead seemed to think it would be a good idea to hand ST Albans Wanderers the game on a plate eventually getting beaten a very comfortable 12 - 8.
Shaun Gibson's decision to have his team concentrate on their Throw-ins, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
Pete Zaria was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
ST Albans Wanderers's Sam Urai read his horoscope before the game it said he would achieve a goal today. It was wrong, he achieved 6 goals.
An impressive attacking display. ST Albans Wanderers are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
ST Albans Wanderers's Bill Board hung his head in shame when he failed to convert from a penalty kick that could have changed the match. Still, worse things happen at sea.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Craig Bisset after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Shaun Gibson in court and I want those points back."
It the kind of meeting where it was raining goals, but ST Albans Wanderers certainly showered the opposition goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Soft Pitch