Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(8) 16
Legendary Lowes A				Jellybellies
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Jose Frayed 27 Tate Urchips 55 (og) Val Crow 81		Wilma Leggrowbach 6, 17, 70, 80 Tate Urchips 12 Wayne Deer 22, 75 Jacques Strap 27, 33, 38 (pen), 43, 54 (pen), 60 (pen), 65 (pen), 85 Robin Banks 49

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	5 4 1
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	19
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Dup		77
2	H.Mungous		79
3	A.Hassle	(60)	63
4	H.Annsaw		74
5	T.Urchips		72
6	K.Dewitt		75
7	B.Ding		76
8	J.Frayed		88
9	B.Tagg		48
10	V.Crow		71
11	J.Frayed		72
12	O.Whackew		0
13	E.Ible		0
14	D.Geruss		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	L.DeHand		0

1	V.Tire		87
2	S.Manilla		87
3	B.Board	(47)	81
4	A.Abet*		85
5	B.Ding		88
6	B.Dover		83
7	B.Arrow		89
8	J.Strap		93
9	R.Banks		88
10	F.Bisceps*		88
11	W.Leggrowbach	(90)	92
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
6 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
12 mins	Tate Urchips	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
17 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
22 mins	Wayne Deer	from a goal kick
27 mins	Jose Frayed	with a header from the penalty area
27 mins	Jacques Strap	with a flick on
33 mins	Jacques Strap	from the dressing room
38 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Jacques Strap	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
47 mins	Bill Board	Head butting
49 mins	Robin Banks	from a corner
54 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
55 mins	Tate Urchips	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
60 mins	Ariel Hassle	Faking injury
60 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a belter from the halfway line
75 mins	Wayne Deer	with a spectacular bicycle kick
80 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a belter from his own half
81 mins	Val Crow	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
85 mins	Jacques Strap	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Maybe it would be fairest to call Legendary Lowes A's 16 - 3 demolition at the hands of Jellybellies an off day. Maybe it was, but you have to fear for them. Have they got what it takes to bounce back from this?
All those long hours at the local rec practising Ball skills paid off today for Jellybellies.
Legendary Lowes A don't play well without the ball as this exercise in possession play by Jellybellies taught them.
Legendary Lowes A's keeper Stan Dup couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
At every opportunity Jellybellies's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Christmas Tree formation look impressive, Legendary Lowes A however make it look very ordinary.
With a record worse than any Fame Academy graduate, no-one would buy this rubbish. Unless they buck up their ideas up, Legendary Lowes A are going to have the worst record in this division.
On this evidence, We'd hazard that the Legendary Lowes A players probably make really horrible scrambled eggs. The problem? They were badly beaten.

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