Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 10
new fast automatic daffodils				Jellybellies
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Bill Board 8 Wilma Leggrowbach 15, 23, 58 Walter Melon 33 (og) Jacques Strap 40 Tate Urchips 49 Bowen Arrow 65, 75 Wayne Deer 83

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	5 4 1
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	19
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	F.Furter		80
2	S.Knot		74
3	D.Tater		76
4	W.Melon	(90)	62
5	B.Board	(90)	47
6	M.Well		73
7	E.Whatarmy		81
8	R.Meeblind		74
9	U.Daway		77
10	M.Rohsopht		79
11	V.Veeta		60
12	J.Strap		0
13	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	63
14	B.Weiser		0
15	W.Dipoo		0
16	R.Kleiner		0

1	V.Tire		89
2	S.Manilla		88
3	B.Board		88
4	A.Abet*		87
5	B.Ding		88
6	B.Dover	(90)	45
7	B.Arrow		87
8	J.Strap		89
9	R.Banks		90
10	T.Urchips		81
11	W.Leggrowbach		90
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	X.Breath	(90)	54
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
8 mins	Bill Board	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
15 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
23 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
33 mins	Walter Melon	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
40 mins	Jacques Strap	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
49 mins	Tate Urchips	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
58 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a powerful header into the top corner
65 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
75 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a powerful header into the top corner
83 mins	Wayne Deer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Walter Melon	Spitting
90 mins	Ben Dover	A mild concussion
90 mins	Bill Board	A broken arm

Match Report

new fast automatic daffodils will have nightmares for weeks about this humiliating 10 - 0 defeat at the hands of Jellybellies.
What a tactician Jellybellies manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Jelly Belly would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Jellybellies saw so much of the ball in this game it's a wonder their wives didn't get jealous.
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Walter Melon do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
After today Filipe Nunes cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Jellybellies's Jelly Belly experiment with the 5 4 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I reckon Filipe Nunes must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk Jelly Belly was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
For all the resistance new fast automatic daffodils offered as wave upon wave of Jellybellies attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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