Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(4) 9
Benton City				Jellybellies
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Willie Maykit 26, 83		Bowen Arrow 11 Wilma Leggrowbach 19, 38 Jacques Strap 29 (pen), 86 (pen) Robin Banks 48 Alf Abet* 59, 77 Wayne Deer 67

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	5 4 1
29	Possession	71
8	Shots	20
8	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.Skeeto		62
2	A.Abet	(83)	45
3	W.Maykit		74
4	A.Sapple		63
5	J.Case		79
6	V.Crow		75
7	B.Arrow	(67)	77
8	J.Strap		75
9	T.Burr		46
10	B.Arrow		82
11	W.Maykit		80
12	R.Ingleaves		0
13	L.Nover	(83)	68
14	L.Sirr		0
15	S.Pitt		0
16	H.deMann		0

1	V.Tire		88
2	S.Manilla		85
3	B.Board		85
4	A.Abet*		89
5	B.Ding		90
6	B.Dover		77
7	B.Arrow	(83)	89
8	J.Strap		87
9	R.Banks		90
10	T.Urchips		81
11	W.Leggrowbach	(41,67)	89
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
11 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a thunderous shot from distance
19 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a great chip from the left wing
26 mins	Willie Maykit	from a goal kick
29 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
41 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Spitting
48 mins	Robin Banks	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Alf Abet*	with a spectacular bicycle kick
60 mins	Moe Skeeto	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins	Bowen Arrow	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
77 mins	Alf Abet*	with a powerful header into the top corner
83 mins	Bowen Arrow	Dangerous tackling
83 mins	Alf Abet	A mild concussion
83 mins	Willie Maykit	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Jellybellies must have thought all their Christmases had come at once. Such was the extent of their thumping 9 - 2 rout of Benton City it looks like they got a few birthdays and some bank holidays thrown in for good measure.
It looks like Jellybellies have been bringing Arsene Wenger in for Tuesday night coaching this season. Working on their Defence paid off in spades today.
To call the amount of possession Benton City had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
With a performance like this, Benton City's Moe Skeeto gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Benton City's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Bowen Arrow and Wilma Leggrowbach had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Benton City's Harry Honk is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 formation.
"We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Jelly Belly to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 9 - 2 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Benton City to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Lewis Lummox

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