Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(2) 5
Winter taking break				ST Albans Wanderers
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Jacques Strap 6, 22, 38 Hugh Mungous 14, 46, 60, 82 Dinah Sore 30, 67 Nick Ovtime 52 (pen) Justin Credible 75		Al Kaholic 15 (pen), 30, 63, 79 Abbie Birthday 48

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
22	Shots	6
5	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	N.Ovtime		90
2	R.Meeblind		68
3	C.Needzit		83
4	K.Dewitt		77
5	J.Nasium		79
6	S.Manilla		72
7	J.Credible		89
8	B.Ender		70
9	D.Sore	(90)	89
10	J.Strap		88
11	H.Mungous		92
12	M.Well		0
13	M.Absent		0
14	W.Dipoo		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	P.Pantz		0

1	C.Needzit		77
2	V.Tire		74
3	E.Roids		70
4	B.Arrow		73
5	W.Leggrowbach		67
6	A.Abet		50
7	S.Freak		75
8	M.Well		71
9	W.Leggrowbach	(90)	63
10	A.Birthday		80
11	A.Kaholic		83
12	V.Veeta		0
13	B.Nessround		0
14	B.Board		0
15	S.Dup		0
16	L.DeHand		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Jacques Strap	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
14 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
15 mins	Al Kaholic	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Jacques Strap	with a powerful header into the top corner
30 mins	Dinah Sore	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
30 mins	Al Kaholic	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
38 mins	Jacques Strap	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
46 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a belter from his own half
48 mins	Abbie Birthday	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
52 mins	Nick Ovtime	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Hugh Mungous	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
63 mins	Al Kaholic	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Dinah Sore	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Justin Credible	with a header from the penalty area
79 mins	Al Kaholic	from a free kick
82 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Dinah Sore	Squabbling
90 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Head butting

Match Report

ST Albans Wanderers should be thanking their opponents Winter taking break for pegging back their defeat to a mere 11 - 5. If they hadn't taken their foot off the gas after scoring 11, the result could have been much, much worse.
Maybe ST Albans Wanderers should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Throw-ins overkill.
No one on the ST Albans Wanderers team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust ST Albans Wanderers's goalie Casey Needzit to keep goldfish.
Winter taking break applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, ST Albans Wanderers's Shaun Gibson is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
With results like this, ST Albans Wanderers are facing a bleak season like a hungry dog at dinner time. Sitting at the foot of the table and begging for scraps.
Being such good value for their win, Winter taking break should be on supermarket shelves everywhere. If only it was win three points, get three points free.

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