Match Report

	(4) 10	-	(6) 11
ST Albans Wanderers				Uravinalaf
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Al Kaholic 12, 33, 46 Bowen Arrow 19, 52 (pen), 65 Midas Well 26 (pen) Sam Urai 58, 73, 80		Lou Stooth 8, 16, 38, 45, 57, 90 Sheri Cola 24 Chanda Lear 32 Bjorn Free 63 Al Luminum 77, 83

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
32	Possession	68
11	Shots	21
11	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	10
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	C.Needzit		78
2	V.Tire		74
3	W.Leggrowbach		67
4	S.Dup		74
5	S.Freak	(58)	45
6	M.Well		71
7	W.Leggrowbach		56
8	L.DeHand		58
9	S.Urai	(41)	81
10	A.Kaholic		89
11	B.Arrow	(86)	45
12	P.Pantz		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	B.Board		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	B.Nessround	(58)	46

1	S.Freak		70
2	L.Stooth		50
3	V.Crow		84
4	C.Lear		79
5	J.Strap		76
6	A.Luminum		60
7	B.Free		90
8	S.Cola		76
9	U.Daway		45
10	L.Stooth		88
11	K.Opener	(41)	75
12	D.Tater		0
13	A.Structible		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	B.Dwyer		0
16	A.Luminum	(41) (58)	88


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Bowen Arrow	blasted a penalty into row z
8 mins	Lou Stooth	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
12 mins	Al Kaholic	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins	Lou Stooth	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
19 mins	Bowen Arrow	from the dressing room
24 mins	Sheri Cola	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
26 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Chanda Lear	from a free kick
33 mins	Al Kaholic	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Lou Stooth	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
39 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
41 mins	Sam Urai	Obstruction
41 mins	Ken Opener	A mild concussion
45 mins	Lou Stooth	with a thunderous shot from distance
46 mins	Al Kaholic	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
52 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Lou Stooth	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
58 mins	Al Luminum	Foul and abusive language
58 mins	Sheeza Freak	A mild concussion
58 mins	Sam Urai	with a belter from his own half
63 mins	Bjorn Free	from a goal kick
65 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a goal kick
70 mins	Lou Stooth	scuffed a penalty
73 mins	Sam Urai	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
77 mins	Al Luminum	with a great chip from the left wing
80 mins	Sam Urai	with the hand of God
83 mins	Al Luminum	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
86 mins	Bowen Arrow	Time wasting
86 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Lou Stooth	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

Lou Stooth's smash and grab raid on the ST Albans Wanderers goal not only broke the deadlock, but ensured a useful win by scoring after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat for Uravinalaf.
If he leads by example then ST Albans Wanderers manager Shaun Gibson must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as ST Albans Wanderers discovered to their cost.
With 6 goals, Lou Stooth was the toast of the Uravinalaf dressing room.
ST Albans Wanderers attempted to counter Uravinalaf's attacking style but ended up doing a pitiful impression even Les Dennis would be ashamed by.
The boss is meant to shape his team, ST Albans Wanderers manager Shaun Gibson does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
"I reckon Shaun Gibson must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk Dave Lanning was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
ST Albans Wanderers are the sort of side who always give it their best shot, unfortunately during this match it wasn't on target.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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