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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 8 May 2026 (Day: 36/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 7 May 2026
 
(2) 6 - (2) 5
new fast automatic daffodils   Forever Blowing Bubbles
Division Pos:4
  Division Pos:14
 
Goal Scorers
Mike Rohsopht 19, 62
Ulee Daway 38, 50, 84
Abbie Birthday 72  
Bill Ding 16, 64, 79
Nick Ovtime 32
Justin Case 49  
 
Match Statistics
4 3 3Formation4 2 4
63Possession37
17Shots10
6Fouls11
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
7Offsides4
ContinentalStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1B.Weiser76
2S.Knot82
3D.Tater81
4R.Kleiner72
5W.Melon (57)70
6E.Whatarmy79
7J.Strap87
8W.Dipoo87
9A.Birthday89
10U.Daway90
11M.Rohsopht79
12V.Veeta0
13L.Briccant0
14F.Furter0
15A.Hugnkiss0
16B.Board0
1V.Tire73
2L.Lyde45
3N.Ovtime78
4W.Piece75
5T.Vision (52)63
6L.Nover78
7A.Rudder78
8J.Case83
9B.Ding91
10F.Furter65
11W.Dipoo52
12W.Melon0
13A.Gravity0
14S.Cola0
15D.Lesgettham0
16E.Roids0
 
Time   Person Description
 9 minsBud Weiserscuffed a penalty
 16 minsBill Dingwith a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 19 minsMike Rohsophtafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 32 minsNick Ovtimefrom a free kick
 38 minsUlee Dawayfrom a free kick
 49 minsJustin Casewith a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 50 minsUlee Dawaywith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 52 minsTelly VisionStealing
 57 minsWalter MelonSpitting
 62 minsMike Rohsophtwith a strike from the left wing
 64 minsBill Dingafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 72 minsAbbie Birthdaywith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 79 minsBill Dingwith a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 84 minsUlee Dawayafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 
 
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Match Report
Forever Blowing Bubbles aren't putting themselves in a good position to escape relegation playing like they did in this 6 - 5 defeat at the hands of new fast automatic daffodils.
Maybe Forever Blowing Bubbles should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Throw-ins overkill.
Forever Blowing Bubbles manager Mike S was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Darius Lesgettham failed to show for this defeat due to being dumped by his boyfriend.
Ulee Daway might have only had three touches all game, but he made them all count bagging a hat trick for his troubles.
new fast automatic daffodils's tendency to fall over distracted the long ball focussed Forever Blowing Bubbles defenders long enough for them to claim victory.
Most of Forever Blowing Bubbles clearly thought 4 2 4 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Filipe Nunes. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
Forever Blowing Bubbles are doing everything right, all they need to do now is get the scoring more goals than the opposition bit right and they're in business.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Brian Blinker
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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