Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(3) 5
Legendary Lowes A				Winter taking break
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Val Crow 21, 41, 77 Bill Ding 58		Hugh Mungous 11, 26, 41 Dinah Sore 56 Bart Ender 70 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
37	Possession	63
6	Shots	21
8	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Dup		77
2	E.Ible		72
3	H.Mungous		74
4	A.Hassle		64
5	B.Dover		77
6	T.Urchips		66
7	K.Dewitt		68
8	J.Case		80
9	B.Ding		90
10	J.Frayed	(54)	68
11	V.Crow		90
12	D.Pipes		0
13	O.Whackew		0
14	E.Roids		0
15	J.Frayed		0
16	H.Annsaw		0

1	W.Dipoo		78
2	C.Needzit		76
3	J.Nasium		80
4	R.Meeblind		65
5	M.Absent	(57)	71
6	P.Pantz		64
7	J.Strap		86
8	B.Ender		87
9	J.Credible		79
10	H.Mungous		91
11	D.Sore		87
12	M.Well		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	H.deMann		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	A.Sapple		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a thunderous shot from distance
21 mins	Val Crow	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
26 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a lovely move from the right wing
41 mins	Val Crow	with a flick on
41 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
54 mins	Jose Frayed	Scrapping
56 mins	Dinah Sore	with a strike from the left wing
57 mins	Marcus Absent	Annoying the referee
58 mins	Bill Ding	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
70 mins	Bart Ender	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Val Crow	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

Whether you lose 5 - 4 or 10-0, you've still lost. Legendary Lowes A lost 5 - 4.
Does Legendary Lowes A manager The Legend know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Legendary Lowes A's clueless display we'd guess not.
Val Crow made scoring look easy as he completed his hat trick with a lucky rebound off the keeper.
Legendary Lowes A allowed the attacking Winter taking break too much of the ball by playing so defensively.
Winter taking break look about as convinving playing in the 2 3 2 1 2 formation as they would if boss Davy Winter sent them out in dresses.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager The Legend following this defeat.
In some ways it might have been better if Legendary Lowes A had lost 10-0, that way manager The Legend would have had something to shout at them about.

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Butch Gravelneck

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