Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 7
Emma FC				Blue and White Army
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
		Otto Whackew 10 Lance Lyde 20, 41, 52, 74 Al Kaholic 31 Eileen Dover 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 2 4
50	Possession	50
14	Shots	14
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Pipes		67
2	J.Credible		47
3	K.Dewitt		74
4	S.Urai		78
5	V.Veeta		81
6	D.Lect		59
7	R.Sance		62
8	W.Dipoo		71
9	D.Buratto		60
10	S.Urai	(58)	64
11	L.Stooth		67
12	J.Frayed		0
13	H.deMann		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	S.Night		0
16	B.Cherry		0

1	A.Kaholic		89
2	D.Lect		45
3	L.Lyde		89
4	A.Abet		89
5	D.Lect	(62)	80
6	A.Luminum		89
7	A.Kaholic		81
8	E.Dover		88
9	P.Pantz		70
10	L.Lyde		75
11	H.Seek		72
12	C.Mass		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	D.Geruss		0
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Otto Whackew	with a brave flying header
20 mins	Lance Lyde	with a lovely move from the right wing
31 mins	Al Kaholic	with a belter from his own half
41 mins	Lance Lyde	with a strike from the left wing
52 mins	Lance Lyde	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
56 mins	Dwayne Pipes	scuffed a penalty
58 mins	Sam Urai	Dangerous tackling
62 mins	Daryl Lect	Obstruction
63 mins	Al Kaholic	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Lance Lyde	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
85 mins	Eileen Dover	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

This was an encounter so uneven Blue and White Army should have taken to the pitch wearing crampons rather than football boots. The result wouldn't have been too far off this 7 - 0 whipping even if they did.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before Blue and White Army manager Phil Hines will be writing books on football theory.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Emma FC's goalie Dwayne Pipes to keep goldfish.
What a performance by Blue and White Army's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Emma FC go out in 1 4 5 formation we're still looking for it.
"After a win like that," crowed manager Phil Hines, "I can look in the mirror every day and be pleased with what I'm doing here, never rattling anyone's feathers."
So what are Emma FC made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

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Butch Gravelneck

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