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MATCH REPORT
Wed, 13 May 2026 (Day: 41/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Wed, 1 Apr 2026
 
(1) 3 - (4) 9
Green Shield Warriors   AFC Croydon
Division Pos:10
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Dinah Sore 34
Chris Mass 62
Warren Piece 89  
Bill Ding 11, 88
Emma Roids 20 (pen), 68 (pen)
Stan Dup 29, 39, 48
Len DeHand 58
Brice Tagg 78  
 
Match Statistics
3 6 1Formation3 5 2
31Possession69
5Shots10
8Fouls6
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides6
LongballStyleUse Wings
DefensiveInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1S.Urai75
2S.Freak72
3D.Sore (60)78
4J.Atrics74
5A.Sapple80
6B.Tagg76
7B.Dwyer77
8C.Mass55
9T.Urchips63
10L.Lyde61
11W.Piece60
12D.Druff0
13F.Furter0
14U.Daway0
15M.Skeeto0
16L.Lyde0
1E.Roids55
2B.Tagg89
3B.Dover48
4M.Absent (70)79
5B.Ding87
6J.Nasium79
7V.Tire79
8T.Vision45
9M.DeLawn47
10S.Dup71
11L.DeHand42
12D.Pipes0
13A.Sapple0
14K.Dewitt0
15A.Abet0
16R.Kleiner0
 
Time   Person Description
 11 minsBill Dingwith a great solo effort
 20 minsEmma Roidsafter ref awarded a penalty
 29 minsStan Dupwith a powerful header into the top corner
 34 minsDinah Soreafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 39 minsStan Dupwith a great chip from the left wing
 48 minsStan Dupwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 58 minsLen DeHandfrom a corner
 60 minsDinah SoreHead butting
 62 minsChris Masswith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 68 minsEmma Roidsafter ref awarded a penalty
 70 minsMarcus AbsentShirt pulling
 78 minsBrice Taggwith a great solo effort
 88 minsBill Dingwith a flick on
 89 minsWarren Piecewith a header from the penalty area
 
 
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Match Report
Green Shield Warriors were soundly beaten by AFC Croydon going down 9 - 3.
Kike Alvarez must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
To win games you need to win the ball. Green Shield Warriors don't even know what a ball looks like.
Where did Green Shield Warriors get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
An almighty performance by AFC Croydon's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
AFC Croydon's OD Smith experiment with the 3 5 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We should have won," bawled Kike Alvarez after being outwitted by AFC Croydon's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate OD Smith but I managed it."
It the kind of meeting where it was raining goals, but AFC Croydon certainly showered the opposition goal.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Jasper Goodhead
 
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Hard Pitch
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