Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(0) 1
Los Locos Adams				Dirty Leeds
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bo Nessround 15, 38, 53, 61, 67, 81 Justin Credible 23		Willie Maykit 49

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	1 8 1
67	Possession	33
19	Shots	9
5	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		75
2	A.Gator		88
3	L.Sirr	(57)	69
4	L.Nover		85
5	A.Bomb		84
6	A.Nino		80
7	K.Cook	(70)	87
8	A.Bomb		87
9	H.deMann		62
10	B.Nessround		89
11	J.Credible		62
12	T.Urchips		0
13	E.Roids	(57)	84
14	B.Arrow		0
15	D.Lect		0
16	D.Druff		0

1	R.Sance		74
2	L.Sirr	(57)	64
3	H.First		83
4	H.Annsaw		75
5	H.Mungous		73
6	R.Ingleaves		83
7	L.Sirr		45
8	W.Maykit		72
9	R.Cranium		48
10	J.Frayed		57
11	A.Kaseltzer		0
12	T.Burr		0
13	W.Deer		0
14	T.Urchips		0
15	W.Deer		0
16	J.Nasium		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
15 mins	Bo Nessround	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
23 mins	Justin Credible	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
31 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
38 mins	Bo Nessround	from a throw in
49 mins	Willie Maykit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
53 mins	Bo Nessround	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
57 mins	Lou Sirr	Indecent exposure
57 mins	Lou Sirr	A broken finger
61 mins	Bo Nessround	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
67 mins	Bo Nessround	with a thunderous shot from distance
70 mins	Kent Cook	High kicking
74 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
81 mins	Bo Nessround	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
88 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

When a team leaves the field having not looked threatened for an entire 90 minutes you have to wonder where the sport was. Los Locos Adams were that team and never looked in any trouble as they eased to a 7 - 1 win over Dirty Leeds.
Fikret Elshani needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Dirty Leeds's Al Kaseltzer missed the game because he was too hungover to play. In fact he was too hungover to stand up. His head was pounding so much he'd actually gone blind.
The Los Locos Adams players were on a £1-a-goal bonus which saw Bo Nessround take home 6 pounds. Riches beyond his wildest dreams.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just Los Locos Adams's forwards. They ran rings around Dirty Leeds's defence.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 1 8 1 formation look impressive, Dirty Leeds however make it look very ordinary.
"I would do anything Liam Wood asked of us," gushed defender Lou Sirr after this useful win. "Tomorrow morning he's asked me to take his car shopping and service his wife. Or it might have been the other way round."
After a fleecing like this, Dirty Leeds really to see a ewe turn in their results if they're going to get anything out of their season.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Simon Pieman

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