Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(2) 3
Blue Star FC				Tipton Rangers
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Ewan Whatarmy 5, 28, 43, 58, 73 Robin Meeblind 12 Amanda Hugnkiss 20, 65, 82, 90 Huang Annsaw 36		Richard Cranium 20 Telly Vision 42, 65 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	1 8 1
56	Possession	44
12	Shots	10
6	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Tater	89
2	A.Hugnkiss	79
3	D.Druff	84
4	W.Melon	83
5	R.Meeblind	87
6	P.Pantz	64
7	S.Night	80
8	V.Tire	80
9	A.Hugnkiss	83
10	H.Annsaw	82
11	E.Whatarmy	92
12	M.Absent	0
13	E.Dover	0
14	B.Dwyer	0
15	K.Dewitt	0
16	A.Rudder	0

1	A.Abet		81
2	J.Czarfunee		75
3	W.Melon		69
4	J.Frayed	(60)	72
5	S.Night	(58)	63
6	R.Sance		43
7	C.Lear		80
8	W.Maykit		55
9	O.Whackew		64
10	R.Cranium		48
11	T.Vision		80
12	R.Meeblind	(58)	57
13	E.Dover		0
14	B.Free		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	B.Nessround		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a thunderous shot from distance
12 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a powerful header into the top corner
20 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
20 mins	Richard Cranium	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
28 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
36 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins	Telly Vision	with the hand of God
43 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
50 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	scuffed a penalty
58 mins	Samson Night	A mild concussion
58 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	Jose Frayed	Unsporting behaviour
65 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
65 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
73 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a flick on
82 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
88 mins	Richard Cranium	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

An audacious display of goal-scoring prowess saw Blue Star FC demolish Tipton Rangers to take all three points after drubbing them 11 - 3.
The Tipton Rangers squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as lewis joseph ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Blue Star FC's Amanda Hugnkiss could hardly believe his luck, bagging 4 goals during this encounter with Tipton Rangers.
Don't ask Tipton Rangers's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Tipton Rangers manager lewis joseph does. But 1 8 1 is not the best shape for them.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Ali Kaye following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
Tipton Rangers are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

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