Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(1) 3
FCNorthernMonkeyyyss				AFC Croydon
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Andy Structible 22, 36, 51, 77, 88 Christian Poulson 64		Alf Abet 14, 66, 80

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 2 3
42	Possession	58
11	Shots	15
14	Fouls	6
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	8
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Phillips		45
2	G.Johnson	(52,77)	45
3	M.Skrtel		44
4	P.Konchesky	(26)	33
5	M.Kelly		32
6	L.Lyde		46
7	C.Poulson		47
8	S.Gerrard		46
9	R.Mereiles		43
10	S.Manilla		47
11	A.Structible		48
12	R.Babel		0
13	B.Jones		0
14	S.Krygiakos		0
15	C.Kilheeney		0
16	J.Banim		0

1	E.Roids		54
2	R.Kleiner		74
3	B.Tagg		75
4	M.Absent		73
5	W.Maykit		71
6	J.Nasium		68
7	V.Tire		75
8	M.DeLawn	(52)	45
9	S.Dup		71
10	A.Abet		86
11	H.Annsaw	(61)	48
12	D.Pipes		0
13	B.Dover		0
14	K.Dewitt	(52)	45
15	A.Sapple		0
16	D.Lesgettham		0


Time	Person	Description
14 mins	Alf Abet	with a belter from his own half
22 mins	Andy Structible	with a thunderous shot from distance
26 mins	Paul Konchesky	Time wasting
36 mins	Andy Structible	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
41 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Andy Structible	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
52 mins	Glen Johnson	Head butting
52 mins	Moe DeLawn	A mild concussion
54 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Huang Annsaw	Fighting with fans
64 mins	Christian Poulson	with a brave flying header
66 mins	Alf Abet	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
77 mins	Glen Johnson	Indecent exposure
77 mins	Andy Structible	from the dressing room
80 mins	Alf Abet	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
88 mins	Andy Structible	with a spectacular bicycle kick

Match Report

A fine display of football by FCNorthernMonkeyyyss saw AFC Croydon comfortably beaten 6 - 3.
Kyle Young has FCNorthernMonkeyyyss running like a well oiled machine.
Adam Sapple missed the game because he'd been arrested after killing his uncle when he went on the rampage with a potato peeler.
Andy Structible was the FCNorthernMonkeyyyss's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 5 for himself.
It takes a good team to play the Attacking game effectively, and there was only one of those out on the pitch.
The boss is meant to shape his team, FCNorthernMonkeyyyss manager Kyle Young does. But 4 5 1 is not the best shape for them.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," striker Andy Structible explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
Where FCNorthernMonkeyyyss kept their heads to take full marks, AFC Croydon were running round like headless chickens.

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