Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 11
STOCKY RAMS				Tipton Rangers
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Harrison Fire 13, 45, 76 Winnie Dipoo 61		Otto Whackew 9, 17, 25, 40, 56, 87 Alf Abet 32 (pen) Telly Vision 48, 71 (pen), 79 Samson Night 64

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	3 4 1 2
46	Possession	54
13	Shots	11
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Luminum		68
2	W.Bago		72
3	J.Czarfunee		68
4	J.Czarfunee		46
5	S.Manilla		55
6	E.Whatarmy		47
7	B.Board		45
8	A.Nino		45
9	W.Dipoo		70
10	S.Dup	(60)	45
11	H.Fire		48
12	A.Structible		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	W.Dipoo		0
15	A.Bomb		0
16	S.Down		0

1	A.Abet		90
2	J.Czarfunee		77
3	A.Hassle		81
4	W.Bago		83
5	S.Night		87
6	A.Abet	(58)	88
7	J.Frayed		81
8	C.Lear		62
9	W.Melon		70
10	T.Vision		91
11	O.Whackew		80
12	R.Meeblind		0
13	E.Dover		0
14	B.Free		0
15	R.Cranium		0
16	B.Nessround		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Otto Whackew	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
13 mins	Harrison Fire	with the bumcheek of God
17 mins	Otto Whackew	from the dressing room
25 mins	Otto Whackew	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
29 mins	Al Luminum	scuffed a penalty
32 mins	Alf Abet	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Otto Whackew	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
45 mins	Harrison Fire	with a header from the penalty area
48 mins	Telly Vision	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
56 mins	Otto Whackew	from a free kick
58 mins	Alf Abet	Two-footed tackle
60 mins	Stan Dup	Unsporting behaviour
61 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
64 mins	Samson Night	with a powerful header into the top corner
71 mins	Telly Vision	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Harrison Fire	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
79 mins	Telly Vision	with a thunderous shot from distance
87 mins	Otto Whackew	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area

Match Report

A win for Tipton Rangers sees them climb in the division to 5th position.
The STOCKY RAMS squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Jordan Dixon ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. STOCKY RAMS's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Tipton Rangers's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
There are less suitable formations for STOCKY RAMS's squad than 1 8 1, but Jordan Dixon would be advised to ignore those too.
"If only we could play like this every week," wept a victorious Tipton Rangers boss lewis joseph. "That's all we'd need to do to make sure that we're not so inconsistent,"
For all the resistance STOCKY RAMS offered as wave upon wave of Tipton Rangers attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

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Albert Boneshaker

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