Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(0) 0
Emma FC				AFC Croydon
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Dwayne Pipes 7 Marcus Absent 16 (og) Jerry Atrics 26 Hugh deMann 36, 45 Winnie Dipoo 53, 71, 80 Sam Urai 89

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 1 2 3
61	Possession	39
18	Shots	6
10	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Frayed		88
2	F.Bisceps		56
3	L.Stooth		80
4	A.Luminum		82
5	L.Lyde		88
6	S.Night	(55)	45
7	S.Urai		86
8	V.Veeta		88
9	W.Dipoo		81
10	H.deMann		82
11	D.Buratto		57
12	D.Lect		0
13	D.Pipes		0
14	S.Night		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	R.Sance		0

1	K.Dewitt		47
2	R.Kleiner		74
3	B.Tagg		76
4	M.Absent		62
5	W.Maykit	(57)	67
6	B.Ding		73
7	V.Tire		74
8	J.Nasium		66
9	S.Dup		70
10	A.Abet		77
11	E.Roids		45
12	D.Pipes		0
13	B.Dover		0
14	D.Lesgettham		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	H.Annsaw		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Marcus Absent	with an own goal
26 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a belter from his own half
36 mins	Hugh deMann	with a dink right on the goal line
45 mins	Hugh deMann	with a dink right on the goal line
53 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a brave flying header
55 mins	Samson Night	Foul and abusive language
57 mins	Willie Maykit	Head butting
71 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a strike from the left wing
89 mins	Sam Urai	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

After conceding 9 goals in a 9 - 0 hiding by Emma FC at least AFC Croydon can claim to do something with style. Lose.
Emma FC may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Huang Annsaw's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
The AFC Croydon players looked on in horror as Marcus Absent rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Emma FC's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
Emma FC look about as convinving playing in the 3 2 2 3 formation as they would if boss Emma West sent them out in dresses.
After this defeat, whether AFC Croydon think their cup is half full or half empty it's the only cup they're going to see this season.
All in all, a rather brutal display of ruthless goal-scoring efficiency from Emma FC. Look and learn everyone, look and learn.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch