The Division Sun, 19 Apr 2026

	(3) 8	-	(2) 2
Cookie Monster				Los Locos Adams
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Otto Whackew 10 Ali Gator 19 (og) Walter Melon 30, 58, 78 Ben Crobbery 49 (pen), 68, 89		Brice Tagg 19 Adam Bomb 39

Match Statistics
3 6 1		Formation		5 2 3
59		Possession		41
14		Shots		9
2		Fouls		11
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Use Wings
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 H.Annsaw 86 2 B.Board 75 3 S.Down 83 4 L.DeHand 72 5 S.Dup 88 6 S.Down 84 7 H.First 45 8 L.Tarred 88 9 O.Whackew 80 10 E.Dover (49) 52 11 W.Melon 88 12 B.Arrow 0 13 B.Board 0 14 W.Dipoo 0 15 B.Crobbery (49) 73 16 B.Cherry 0		1 S.Pitt 72 2 A.Gator 62 3 L.Nover 76 4 L.Sirr 72 5 A.Bomb (90) 63 6 E.Roids 54 7 K.Cook (49) 73 8 H.deMann 75 9 D.Lect 78 10 B.Tagg 67 11 A.Bomb 52 12 A.Nino 0 13 L.Lyde (90) 56 14 B.Arrow 0 15 T.Urchips 0 16 D.Druff 0

Time		Person	Description
10 mins		Otto Whackew	from a goal kick
19 mins		Ali Gator	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
19 mins		Brice Tagg	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins		Walter Melon	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
39 mins		Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
39 mins		Adam Bomb	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins		Kent Cook	Shirt pulling
49 mins		Eileen Dover	A mild concussion
49 mins		Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins		Walter Melon	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
68 mins		Ben Crobbery	with a brave flying header
78 mins		Walter Melon	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
89 mins		Ben Crobbery	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins		Adam Bomb	A bruised shoulder

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Match Report

Cookie Monster hardly looked like they'd got started as they repeatedly dismantled a shabby Los Locos Adams defence to take the spoils in this 8 - 2 win. The Los Locos Adams fans were calling for the head of manager Liam Wood after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow. Ben Crobbery could have banged them in all afternoon. He decided to stop though after his hat trick much to the relief of Los Locos Adams. Cookie Monster's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park. Most of Los Locos Adams clearly thought 5 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions. Under pressure Los Locos Adams boss Liam Wood told the local press: "I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't." If this game were a nursery rhyme it'd be the one where everyone was in a bed and the little one said roll over. Los Locos Adams duly obliged.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
No Referee	Rainy	Muddy Pitch