Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(2) 4
Tipton Rangers				FCNorthernMonkeyyyss
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 8, 14, 21, 33, 52, 60, 86 Richard Cranium 27, 66 Sotirios Krygiakos 40 (og) Bjorn Free 46 (pen), 79 (pen) Robin Meeblind 73		Andy Structible 21, 44 Lance Lyde 67 Raul Mereiles 89

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 5 1
61	Possession	39
18	Shots	10
7	Fouls	20
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Free		89
2	J.Czarfunee		75
3	A.Hassle		82
4	B.Nessround		46
5	R.Meeblind	(90)	66
6	A.Kaseltzer		46
7	W.Melon		69
8	A.Abet		88
9	J.Frayed		80
10	T.Vision		94
11	R.Cranium		48
12	S.Night		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	A.Abet		0
15	W.Maykit		0
16	R.Sance		0

1	B.Jones		29
2	G.Johnson		45
3	S.Krygiakos		46
4	P.Konchesky		33
5	S.Manilla		47
6	L.Lyde		46
7	S.Gerrard		46
8	R.Mereiles		43
9	C.Poulson	(76)	47
10	A.Nino		46
11	A.Structible		48
12	D.Kuyt		0
13	P.Phillips		0
14	M.Skrtel		0
15	E.Dover*		0
16	R.Babel		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Telly Vision	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
14 mins	Telly Vision	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
21 mins	Telly Vision	with a dink right on the goal line
21 mins	Andy Structible	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
27 mins	Richard Cranium	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
33 mins	Telly Vision	with a great solo effort
40 mins	Sotirios Krygiakos	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
44 mins	Andy Structible	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
46 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Telly Vision	with a thunderous shot from distance
60 mins	Telly Vision	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
66 mins	Richard Cranium	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
67 mins	Lance Lyde	with a spectacular bicycle kick
73 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a strike from the left wing
76 mins	Christian Poulson	Foul and abusive language
79 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Telly Vision	with a brave flying header
89 mins	Raul Mereiles	with a belter from his own half
90 mins	Robin Meeblind	Interfering with an opponent

Match Report

FCNorthernMonkeyyyss would have trouble hitting a barn door with a banjo which should explain their 13 - 4 defeat by Tipton Rangers.
When Tipton Rangers's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
How lame was Martin Skrtel's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to being dumped by his girlfriend.
FCNorthernMonkeyyyss's keeper, Brad Jones, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Tipton Rangers's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got FCNorthernMonkeyyyss's attack in their pockets.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 5 1 formation look impressive, FCNorthernMonkeyyyss however make it look very ordinary.
Jossy's Giants would give FCNorthernMonkeyyyss a run for their money on this kind of form. Good grief.
If FCNorthernMonkeyyyss want to keep their shorts clean, maybe FCNorthernMonkeyyyss should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Normal

Soft Pitch