Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(2) 5
Grimthorpe Tornadoes				FCNorthernMonkeyyyss
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Paul Konchesky 6 (og) Abe Rudder 13, 20, 27 (pen), 42 (pen), 49, 56, 63, 71 Sam Urai 34, 79		Eileen Dover* 16 Andy Structible 31, 46, 62 Lance Lyde 78

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 5 1
62	Possession	38
15	Shots	10
6	Fouls	14
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Geruss		85
2	U.Daway	(59)	68
3	W.Leggrowbach		72
4	D.Lect		78
5	R.Meeblind		70
6	S.Knot		64
7	B.Nessround		79
8	B.Frapples		79
9	H.Seek		61
10	L.Tarred		42
11	A.Rudder		94
12	B.Frapples		0
13	A.Kaholic	(59)	78
14	B.Arrow		0
15	U.Daway		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	P.Phillips	45
2	G.Johnson	45
3	S.Krygiakos	46
4	M.Skrtel	44
5	P.Konchesky	33
6	L.Lyde	46
7	R.Mereiles	43
8	A.Nino	46
9	D.Kuyt	46
10	E.Dover*	43
11	A.Structible	48
12	C.Kilheeney	0
13	M.Kelly	0
14	B.Jones	0
15	J.Banim	0
16	S.Gerrard	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Paul Konchesky	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
13 mins	Abe Rudder	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
16 mins	Eileen Dover*	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
20 mins	Abe Rudder	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Andy Structible	from a goal kick
34 mins	Sam Urai	with the bumcheek of God
42 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Andy Structible	with a strike from the left wing
49 mins	Abe Rudder	with a great chip from the left wing
56 mins	Abe Rudder	from a corner
59 mins	Ulee Daway	A mild concussion
62 mins	Andy Structible	with a great solo effort
63 mins	Abe Rudder	with a great solo effort
71 mins	Abe Rudder	with a great solo effort
78 mins	Lance Lyde	with a strike from the left wing
79 mins	Sam Urai	with a spectacular bicycle kick
86 mins	Sam Urai	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

FCNorthernMonkeyyyss need to take a long hard look at some sort of Football For Beginners book after their 11 - 5 defeat against Grimthorpe Tornadoes.
With little sign of organisation from manager Kyle Young, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
With 2 goals, Leo Tarred was the toast of the Grimthorpe Tornadoes dressing room.
A terrible day for FCNorthernMonkeyyyss's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Both teams presented the ref with a lovely daisy chain before the match. He was so touched that he didn't feel the urge to book anyone.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Grimthorpe Tornadoes manager Daniel Shell does. But 2 3 2 1 2 is not the best shape for them.
FCNorthernMonkeyyyss manager Kyle Young told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Grimthorpe Tornadoes wouldn't have won."
Sometimes, it's the spirit the game is played in that counts. On the wrong end of a result like this FCNorthernMonkeyyyss must have been at the vodka.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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