Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 13
Little Creek Town				Dirty Leeds
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 18, 39, 59, 79		Wayne Deer 6 Willie Maykit 13, 20, 27, 34, 41, 48, 62, 83, 90 Al Kaseltzer 55 Tate Urchips 69 (pen) Jose Frayed 76

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
37	Possession	63
11	Shots	16
8	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew	76
2	A.Hassle	69
3	M.Rohsopht	67
4	M.Well	56
5	M.Labor	60
6	A.Gravity	56
7	B.Arrow	81
8	R.Ingleaves	70
9	S.Cola	64
10	V.Lay	87
11	U.Daway	68
12	V.Veeta	0
13	J.Atrics	0
14	J.Strap	0
15	W.Deer	0
16	L.Tarred	0

1	T.Urchips		82
2	W.Deer		86
3	W.Deer		84
4	A.Kaseltzer		78
5	L.Sirr		69
6	T.Burr		44
7	H.Mungous		81
8	R.Ingleaves		89
9	H.Annsaw	(62)	50
10	W.Maykit		85
11	A.Kaseltzer		78
12	H.First		0
13	M.Absent		0
14	R.Sance		0
15	J.Frayed	(62)	70
16	J.Atrics		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great volley from 10 yards out
13 mins	Willie Maykit	with a belter from his own half
18 mins	Val Lay	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
20 mins	Willie Maykit	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
27 mins	Willie Maykit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
34 mins	Willie Maykit	with a header from the penalty area
39 mins	Val Lay	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
41 mins	Willie Maykit	with the hand of God
48 mins	Willie Maykit	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
55 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
59 mins	Val Lay	with a powerful header into the top corner
62 mins	Huang Annsaw	A broken thumb
62 mins	Willie Maykit	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
69 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Jose Frayed	from a free kick
79 mins	Val Lay	with a dink right on the goal line
83 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great chip from the left wing
90 mins	Willie Maykit	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

After taking a humiliating 13 - 4 hiding by Dirty Leeds on the chin at least Little Creek Town can claim to do something with style. Lose.
The Dirty Leeds defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Leo Tarred must feel shame-faced that he missed today's thumping because of a Sky TV installation.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Little Creek Town's goalie Otto Whackew to keep goldfish.
When Dirty Leeds's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Remarkably, not a single player incurred the wrath of the ref. The reason, it was discovered afterwards, was that the ref couldn't actually write.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 3 2 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Jim Bain most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated Little Creek Town boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
The only way Little Creek Town could have hoped to stop this rampant Dirty Leeds side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

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Albert Boneshaker

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