Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(4) 10
AFC Croydon				Green Shield Warriors
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Stan Dup 19, 51 Alf Abet 68 Bill Ding 83		Tate Urchips 7 Chris Mass 15 Huang Annsaw 23, 57, 65, 80 Brice Tagg 40, 72 Ulee Daway 48 (pen) Barb Dwyer 89

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
37	Possession	63
5	Shots	18
7	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation	65
2	R.Kleiner	69
3	B.Dover	48
4	M.Absent	66
5	J.Nasium	81
6	B.Ding	87
7	D.Pipes	62
8	M.DeLawn	47
9	A.Abet	67
10	S.Dup	69
11	B.Tagg	0
12	A.Sapple	0
13	S.Knot	0
14	E.Roids	0
15	H.Annsaw	0
16	D.Lesgettham	0

1	U.Daway		80
2	S.Freak	(90)	67
3	D.Sore		82
4	J.Atrics		76
5	L.Lyde		79
6	B.Tagg		73
7	B.Dwyer		79
8	C.Mass		44
9	A.Sapple		69
10	T.Urchips		71
11	H.Annsaw	(90)	78
12	L.Lyde		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	S.Urai		0
15	W.Piece	(90)	57
16	L.Sirr		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Tate Urchips	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
15 mins	Chris Mass	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Stan Dup	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
23 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
31 mins	Ulee Daway	scuffed a penalty
35 mins	Ed Jewcation	scuffed a penalty
40 mins	Brice Tagg	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
48 mins	Ulee Daway	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Stan Dup	with the hand of God
57 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a belter from his own half
65 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
68 mins	Alf Abet	with a great volley from 10 yards out
72 mins	Brice Tagg	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
83 mins	Bill Ding	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
89 mins	Barb Dwyer	from the dressing room
90 mins	Huang Annsaw	A sprained wrist
90 mins	Sheeza Freak	Obstruction

Match Report

Cruising to a comfortable 10 - 4 victory, Green Shield Warriors always looked good for the points in this meeting with AFC Croydon.
OD Smith needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Huang Annsaw didn't turn out for AFC Croydon because he'd just got a new game for his PS2 and couldn't tear himself away.
With a performance like this, AFC Croydon's Ed Jewcation gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
When Green Shield Warriors's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
AFC Croydon look about as convinving playing in the 3 1 3 1 2 formation as they would if boss OD Smith sent them out in dresses.
"Before the game," manager Kike Alvarez told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
Any more results like this and AFC Croydon are rapidly going to become a laughing stock. They'll certainly provide some ballet laughs at any rate.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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