Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 0
Blue and White Army				Grimthorpe Tornadoes
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Jose Frayed 4, 22, 48, 59, 77 Dick Tater 11 Al Luminum 27, 38, 88 Daryl Lect 32 Alf Abet 54 Lance Lyde 64 Daryl Lect 82 (og)

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	5 4 1
68	Possession	32
18	Shots	8
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Bomb		84
2	D.Tater		89
3	L.Lyde		88
4	A.Abet		87
5	D.Lect		76
6	A.Hassle		58
7	A.Luminum		89
8	C.Mass	(59)	75
9	A.Kaholic		80
10	E.Dover		85
11	J.Frayed		93
12	H.Seek		0
13	D.Lect		0
14	A.Kaholic		0
15	P.Pantz		0
16	B.Tagg		0

1	B.Arrow		76
2	A.Kaholic		68
3	S.Knot		69
4	W.Leggrowbach		63
5	D.Lect		57
6	A.Thetires		47
7	W.Piece		64
8	B.Frapples	(59)	62
9	H.Seek		73
10	B.Frapples	(61)	46
11	U.Daway		42
12	V.Veeta		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	C.Mass		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	B.Nessround		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Jose Frayed	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Dick Tater	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	Adam Bomb	scuffed a penalty
22 mins	Jose Frayed	with a belter from the halfway line
27 mins	Al Luminum	from a goal kick
32 mins	Daryl Lect	with a powerful header into the top corner
38 mins	Al Luminum	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
43 mins	Adam Bomb	scuffed a penalty
48 mins	Jose Frayed	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
54 mins	Alf Abet	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
59 mins	Chris Mass	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Bob Frapples	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Jose Frayed	from the dressing room
61 mins	Bob Frapples	Time wasting
64 mins	Lance Lyde	from the dressing room
71 mins	Adam Bomb	scuffed a penalty
77 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lovely move from the right wing
82 mins	Daryl Lect	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
88 mins	Al Luminum	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

Blue and White Army will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked Grimthorpe Tornadoes an impressive 13 - 0.
At least Daniel Shell is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
With the amount of possession Blue and White Army saw it's a wonder the score was only 13 - 0.
Butterfingers? After watching Grimthorpe Tornadoes's goalie Bowen Arrow you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
Applause rang out for their forwards, Blue and White Army have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
Chris Mass and Bob Frapples had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Grimthorpe Tornadoes manager Daniel Shell does. But 5 4 1 is not the best shape for them.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Blue and White Army manager Phil Hines said of his defeated opposite number Daniel Shell". "But the was a mess of his own making."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Blue and White Army. They were at the peak, while Grimthorpe Tornadoes struggled with their laces at base camp.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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