Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(4) 9
Dirty Leeds				Tipton Rangers
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Al Kaseltzer 58		Richard Cranium 10, 64, 82 Otto Whackew 19, 56, 73 Samson Night 29, 47 Willie Maykit 39

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
34	Possession	66
8	Shots	16
7	Fouls	5
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.Sance	71
2	W.Deer	70
3	T.Burr	44
4	W.Deer	74
5	A.Hassle	67
6	H.Annsaw	75
7	H.First	72
8	H.Mungous	72
9	L.Sirr	51
10	J.Frayed	63
11	A.Kaseltzer	76
12	R.Cranium	0
13	M.Absent	0
14	T.Urchips	0
15	W.Maykit	0
16	J.Nasium	0

1	B.Free	88
2	J.Czarfunee	68
3	A.Hassle	83
4	W.Bago	83
5	A.Kaseltzer	46
6	S.Night	88
7	A.Abet	88
8	J.Frayed	79
9	R.Cranium	48
10	W.Maykit	46
11	O.Whackew	76
12	C.Lear	0
13	E.Dover	0
14	A.Abet	0
15	R.Sance	0
16	B.Nessround	0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Richard Cranium	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
19 mins	Otto Whackew	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
29 mins	Samson Night	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
39 mins	Willie Maykit	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
47 mins	Samson Night	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Otto Whackew	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
58 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a belter from his own half
64 mins	Richard Cranium	with a powerful header into the top corner
73 mins	Otto Whackew	with a thunderous shot from distance
82 mins	Richard Cranium	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

As far as wins go this is one that can't fail to do their bid for promotion a big favour. Keep up this kind of form and they'll be taking the step up in their stride.
Does Dirty Leeds manager Fikret Elshani know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Dirty Leeds's clueless display we'd guess not.
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and Dirty Leeds had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to Tipton Rangers too.
A hat trick for Richard Cranium topped off a sterling afternoon's work for Tipton Rangers player.
Tipton Rangers applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Without a single booking all game, both sides should be congratulated on the shining example they set to the young people on the field of play. Puffs.
Tipton Rangers look about as convinving playing in the 4 3 3 Attacking formation as they would if boss lewis joseph sent them out in dresses.
"Before the game," manager lewis joseph told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a Tipton Rangers side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Rainy

Soft Pitch