Match Report

	(6) 10	-	(0) 1
Tipton Rangers				Cookie Monster
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Alf Abet 6 Willie Maykit 15, 22, 84 Bjorn Free 29 (pen) Renee Sance 37 Samson Night 44, 75 Jose Frayed 51 Joe Czarfunee 67		Otto Whackew 53

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	1 4 5
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	4
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Free		85
2	J.Czarfunee		70
3	A.Hassle		84
4	W.Bago		83
5	A.Kaseltzer		46
6	S.Night		88
7	A.Abet		90
8	R.Sance	(61)	43
9	J.Frayed		79
10	C.Lear	(59)	55
11	W.Maykit		46
12	W.Melon		0
13	E.Dover		0
14	A.Abet		0
15	R.Cranium	(59)	48
16	B.Nessround		0

1	W.Dipoo		72
2	B.Board		68
3	S.Down		71
4	O.Whackew		87
5	L.Tarred		81
6	H.First	(61)	45
7	B.Arrow	(59)	46
8	W.Melon		71
9	A.Gator		78
10	B.Crobbery		56
11	L.DeHand		65
12	H.Annsaw		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	B.Cherry	(61)	57
15	H.Seek		0
16	S.Down		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Alf Abet	with a powerful header into the top corner
15 mins	Willie Maykit	with a belter from the halfway line
22 mins	Willie Maykit	with a great volley from 10 yards out
29 mins	Bjorn Free	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Renee Sance	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
44 mins	Samson Night	from the dressing room
51 mins	Jose Frayed	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
53 mins	Otto Whackew	from a corner
59 mins	Bowen Arrow	Faking injury
59 mins	Chanda Lear	A broken arm
59 mins	Bjorn Free	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins	Renee Sance	Head butting
61 mins	Hugo First	A mild concussion
67 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a powerful header into the top corner
75 mins	Samson Night	with a belter from his own half
84 mins	Willie Maykit	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

This is surely going to be one that Cookie Monster will want to put behind them as quickly as possible. To call being beaten 10 - 1 losing' would understate things slightly.
Leon Willis clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
It's a good job Tipton Rangers had so much possession because it was their ball and if they didn't they would have gone home.
Three-goal wonder Willie Maykit left a broken Cookie Monster team to wonder how on earth he slipped through their usually solid defence to bag a hat trick.
The Cookie Monster have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for lewis joseph most of his squad are best on the bench.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," midfielder Chanda Lear explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
Watching Cookie Monster is a very educational experience for their boss, Leon Willis. During games like this he reads a book.

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