Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(6) 14
Los Locos Adams				badboys
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Daryl Lect 52		Fletcher Bisceps 4 Manuel Labor 10, 16 Andy Gravity 26, 39, 46, 52, 69, 89 Emma Roids 32, 57 Chanda Lear 63 Bill Board 76 Chad Terbocks 83

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
34	Possession	66
9	Shots	18
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		71
2	L.Nover		72
3	K.Cook		70
4	A.Bomb	(59)	73
5	H.deMann		71
6	X.Breath		51
7	T.Urchips		45
8	D.Lect		79
9	J.Credible		55
10	L.Lyde		52
11	L.Sirr	(63)	66
12	B.Arrow		0
13	B.Tagg		0
14	C.Terbocks	(63)	70
15	W.Maykit		0
16	A.Nino		0

1	C.Mass	73
2	M.Labor	87
3	F.Bisceps	81
4	C.Mass	86
5	A.Nino	44
6	C.Terbocks	82
7	C.Lear	88
8	E.Roids	90
9	B.Board	55
10	H.Seek	85
11	A.Gravity	89
12	D.Buratto	0
13	K.Opener	0
14	H.Voor	0
15	C.Mass	0
16	V.Lay	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a corner
10 mins	Manuel Labor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
21 mins	Chris Mass	blasted a penalty into row z
26 mins	Andy Gravity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins	Emma Roids	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
39 mins	Andy Gravity	with the bumcheek of God
46 mins	Andy Gravity	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Daryl Lect	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
52 mins	Andy Gravity	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
57 mins	Emma Roids	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
59 mins	Adam Bomb	Head butting
63 mins	Lou Sirr	A mild concussion
63 mins	Chanda Lear	with a brave flying header
69 mins	Andy Gravity	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
76 mins	Bill Board	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
89 mins	Andy Gravity	with a spectacular bicycle kick

Match Report

This isn't how the season was supposed to go. No one chooses to lose, but playing like this they don't look good enough to win. There's usually only one outcome for teams unable to win. Relegation surely beckons.
Liam Wood must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
badboys had so much possession they only had to win the ball once all match - at kick off.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Los Locos Adams's Stu Pitt. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
badboys's manager Pat Eddery has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
Los Locos Adams look about as convinving playing in the 1 4 5 formation as they would if boss Liam Wood sent them out in dresses.
"Pat Eddery is a genius!" agreed a pair of badboys fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
On this evidence, We'd hazard that the Los Locos Adams players probably make really horrible scrambled eggs. The problem? They were badly beaten.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch