Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 11
Green Shield Warriors				Blue and White Army
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 24 (pen), 36 (pen) Moe Skeeto 63 Warren Piece 78		Peter Pantz 5, 64 Eileen Dover 12, 17, 21, 39, 52, 58, 78 Lance Lyde 71 Al Luminum 90

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	17
13	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Urai		76
2	S.Freak		63
3	L.Sirr	(45,89)	60
4	F.Furter		65
5	L.Lyde		63
6	B.Tagg		60
7	C.Mass	(59)	44
8	A.Sapple		59
9	W.Piece		55
10	D.Druff		47
11	M.Skeeto		82
12	T.Urchips	(59)	57
13	U.Daway		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	L.Lyde		0
16	D.Sore		0

1	A.Kaholic		87
2	D.Tater	(45)	45
3	L.Lyde		84
4	A.Hassle		55
5	A.Luminum		80
6	C.Mass		75
7	H.Seek		79
8	D.Geruss		47
9	L.Lyde		70
10	E.Dover		86
11	P.Pantz		53
12	N.Ovtime	(45)	71
13	D.Lect		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	A.Kaholic		0
16	R.Kleiner		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Peter Pantz	with a brave flying header
12 mins	Sam Urai	scuffed a penalty
12 mins	Eileen Dover	from a goal kick
17 mins	Eileen Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Eileen Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
24 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Peter Pantz	blasted a penalty into row z
36 mins	Sam Urai	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Eileen Dover	from a free kick
45 mins	Lou Sirr	High kicking
45 mins	Dick Tater	A mild concussion
49 mins	Sam Urai	blasted a penalty into row z
52 mins	Eileen Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
58 mins	Eileen Dover	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
59 mins	Chris Mass	A mild concussion
63 mins	Moe Skeeto	with the hand of God
64 mins	Peter Pantz	with a header from the penalty area
71 mins	Lance Lyde	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Warren Piece	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
78 mins	Eileen Dover	from a goal kick
89 mins	Lou Sirr	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Al Luminum	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like Blue and White Army dream of. At 11 - 4 it was the sort of game that'll give the Green Shield Warriors keeper nightmares.
Blue and White Army manager Phil Hines pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Blue and White Army had so much of the ball, Green Shield Warriors asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
Green Shield Warriors keeper Sam Urai was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
When Blue and White Army's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
There are less suitable formations for Blue and White Army's squad than 3 5 2 Attacking, but Phil Hines would be advised to ignore those too.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused defender Dick Tater of his boss Phil Hines following his sides win.
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Blue and White Army looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 11 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

Muddy Pitch