Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(2) 5
Los Locos Adams				Blue Star FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Justin Credible 16, 42 Daryl Lect 25, 33, 68 Bo Nessround 51 Hugh deMann 77 Xavier Breath 84		Dan Druff 16 Brighton Early 32 Kenny Dewitt 48, 63 Ewan Whatarmy 78

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 3 3
47	Possession	53
8	Shots	12
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		68
2	E.Roids	(59)	71
3	L.Sirr		78
4	A.Bomb		77
5	X.Breath		62
6	A.Bomb		85
7	A.Nino		77
8	H.deMann		79
9	D.Lect		79
10	B.Nessround		81
11	J.Credible		62
12	T.Urchips		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	B.Tagg		0
16	L.Lyde		0

1	B.Dwyer		75
2	D.Druff		75
3	R.Meeblind		63
4	A.Hugnkiss	(66)	65
5	R.Kleiner		45
6	V.Tire		59
7	B.Early		43
8	H.Annsaw		57
9	A.Hugnkiss		75
10	K.Dewitt		43
11	E.Whatarmy		85
12	W.Melon		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	A.Rudder		0
15	S.Night		0
16	E.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins	Justin Credible	with a belter from his own half
16 mins	Dan Druff	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
25 mins	Daryl Lect	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
32 mins	Brighton Early	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
33 mins	Daryl Lect	with a thunderous shot from distance
42 mins	Justin Credible	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
48 mins	Kenny Dewitt	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
51 mins	Bo Nessround	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
59 mins	Emma Roids	Unsporting behaviour
60 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
63 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
66 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	High kicking
68 mins	Daryl Lect	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
77 mins	Hugh deMann	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
78 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a flick on
84 mins	Xavier Breath	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

The look on the faces of the Los Locos Adams players told its own story. With a win and three points here maybe they will make the great escape after all.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Blue Star FC manager Ali Kaye is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
Blue Star FC's Samson Night missed the match because his alarm clock was broken. It woke him up at the usual time and he turned it off with a hammer.
Los Locos Adams's defensive strategy was too much for the counter attacking play of Blue Star FC.
Blue Star FC's Ali Kaye is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"To be frank," began manger Ali Kaye following his sides lacklustre display, "Losing 8 - 5 was the only way we could lose, irrespective of the result."
That a team like Los Locos Adams can come fitted with cruise control is a nice one. If they can use it every week would be even better. You fear it's not always going to be this easy for them.

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