Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 12
AFC Croydon				Little Creek Town
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Brice Tagg 19 Willie Maykit 36 Emma Roids 52 (pen) Moe DeLawn 68		Ulee Daway 7, 21, 45, 50 (pen), 56, 62 (pen), 69, 87 Ben Dover 14, 27 (pen) Bowen Arrow 33 Val Veeta 74

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 1 4 1
35	Possession	65
8	Shots	15
2	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		47
2	B.Tagg	(90)	78
3	W.Maykit		80
4	B.Dover		48
5	J.Nasium		62
6	D.Lesgettham		41
7	B.Ding		82
8	M.DeLawn		47
9	D.Pipes		57
10	H.Annsaw		48
11	R.Kleiner		0
12	M.Absent		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	V.Tire		0

1	V.Crow		84
2	L.Tarred		75
3	B.Dover		88
4	M.Well		75
5	M.Rohsopht	(61)	59
6	A.Gravity		90
7	S.Cola		80
8	B.Arrow		87
9	R.Ingleaves		79
10	V.Veeta		70
11	U.Daway		73
12	S.Down		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	O.Whackew		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	J.Strap		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Ulee Daway	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
14 mins	Ben Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
19 mins	Brice Tagg	with a powerful header into the top corner
21 mins	Ulee Daway	from a goal kick
27 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
36 mins	Willie Maykit	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
39 mins	Mike Rohsopht	scuffed a penalty
45 mins	Ulee Daway	with a powerful header into the top corner
50 mins	Ulee Daway	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Emma Roids	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Ulee Daway	with a powerful header into the top corner
61 mins	Mike Rohsopht	Dangerous tackling
62 mins	Ulee Daway	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a great chip from the left wing
69 mins	Ulee Daway	with a dink right on the goal line
74 mins	Val Veeta	with a great volley from 10 yards out
80 mins	Ulee Daway	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
87 mins	Ulee Daway	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
90 mins	Brice Tagg	Repeated fouling

Match Report

If you want to know what it feels like to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey why not ask the AFC Croydon side who were Paxoed 12 - 4 by Little Creek Town.
If this is how master tactician Jim Bain plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
AFC Croydon's Vlad Tire made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
The only hope AFC Croydon have of turning goalie Emma Roids into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
A terrible day for AFC Croydon's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
AFC Croydon's OD Smith experiment with the 2 3 2 1 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
Under pressure AFC Croydon boss OD Smith told the local press: "I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't."
The Little Creek Town goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the AFC Croydon defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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