Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(6) 10
badboys				Blue and White Army
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Andy Gravity 58		Peter Pantz 6, 45 Eileen Dover 14, 23, 38, 82 Alf Abet 31 Al Luminum 53 Al Kaholic 68 (pen) Lance Lyde 89

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	5 2 3
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	11
8	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	C.Mass	72
2	K.Opener	55
3	F.Bisceps	68
4	C.Mass	69
5	M.Labor	57
6	A.Nino	44
7	C.Lear	72
8	E.Roids	72
9	D.Buratto	71
10	M.DeLawn	69
11	A.Gravity	81
12	C.Terbocks	0
13	W.Leggrowbach	0
14	H.Voor	0
15	A.Tricity	0
16	V.Lay	0

1	A.Kaholic		85
2	D.Tater		87
3	L.Lyde		86
4	A.Abet		87
5	R.Kleiner		86
6	D.Lect		75
7	A.Luminum		88
8	A.Kaholic	(90)	73
9	E.Dover		86
10	L.Lyde		70
11	P.Pantz		51
12	O.Whackew	(90) (90)	78
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	C.Mass		0
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Peter Pantz	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
14 mins	Eileen Dover	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
23 mins	Eileen Dover	with a brave flying header
31 mins	Alf Abet	from a goal kick
38 mins	Eileen Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
45 mins	Peter Pantz	with a powerful header into the top corner
53 mins	Al Luminum	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
58 mins	Andy Gravity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
60 mins	Al Kaholic	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins	Al Kaholic	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Eileen Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
89 mins	Lance Lyde	with a dink right on the goal line
90 mins	Al Kaholic	A mild concussion
90 mins	Otto Whackew	Head butting

Match Report

The promotion challenge is very much alive and kicking in the Blue and White Army camp. Following this win and yet another three points their campaign is in rude health.
Pat Eddery must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust badboys's goalie Chris Mass to keep goldfish.
badboys's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 4 1 formation look impressive, badboys however make it look very ordinary.
"The thing about this game," offered boss Pat Eddery, "is even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried. Judging by that performance, we brought our own spades."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for badboys to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Muddy Pitch