Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(4) 8
Los Locos Adams				STOCKY RAMS
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Bo Nessround 57		Winnie Dipoo 12, 32, 44, 55 Harrison Fire 21 Joe King 67 Joe Czarfunee 77 Sid Down 89

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	3 4 1 2
59	Possession	41
16	Shots	8
6	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		59
2	L.Lyde		71
3	A.Gator		76
4	L.Sirr	(61)	68
5	A.Bomb		65
6	T.Urchips		45
7	A.Nino		71
8	K.Cook		64
9	H.deMann		72
10	X.Breath		51
11	B.Nessround	(59)	51
12	D.Lect	(59)	69
13	L.Nover		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	J.Credible		0
16	E.Roids		0

1	A.Luminum		88
2	S.Dup		82
3	A.Hassle	(59)	82
4	S.Down		84
5	J.Czarfunee		88
6	J.King		80
7	E.Whatarmy		47
8	S.Manilla		44
9	A.Nino		45
10	H.Fire		48
11	W.Dipoo		80
12	B.Board		0
13	W.Bago		0
14	W.Dipoo		0
15	B.Ender		0
16	J.Atrics		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
21 mins	Harrison Fire	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
32 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a flick on
38 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
44 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
55 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
57 mins	Bo Nessround	with a strike from the left wing
59 mins	Ariel Hassle	Repeated fouling
59 mins	Bo Nessround	A mild concussion
61 mins	Lou Sirr	Shirt pulling
67 mins	Joe King	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
77 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
89 mins	Sid Down	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

STOCKY RAMS just couldn't stop scoring taking full marks in this resounding 8 - 1 drubbing of Los Locos Adams. Couldn't stop? Wouldn't stop by the looks of it.
Jordan Dixon is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the STOCKY RAMS team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Los Locos Adams keeper Stu Pitt was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Like a talented barrister, STOCKY RAMS defended well and frustrated Los Locos Adams's attacking style.
Los Locos Adams's Bo Nessround has a mild concussion and misses 2 weeks after coming second in a fight in the car park.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Liam Wood after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
On this evidence, We'd hazard that the Los Locos Adams players probably make really horrible scrambled eggs. The problem? They were badly beaten.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Snowy

Frozen Pitch